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Tabloid story generator 13:12 - Feb 3 with 581 views

In my head today, the tabloids are creating their headlines by concatenating players names, and then writing a story to fit.

HOLY PARROT SEARS JUDGE

In the Old Bailey today, at the trial (for an unspecified offence) of the Bishop of Bognor, the residing magistrate was the subject of a fierce verbal attack from the Bishop's lifelong avian companion, a Norwegian Blue named Percy, who had taken offence at the manner of the questioning to which the Bishop was being subjected...

	⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
Poll:	How would you feel about a UK Identity Card?

Tabloid story generator on 13:15 - Feb 3 with 556 views

footers

Uppie for concatenate and sentiment.

	Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll:	Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

Tabloid story generator on 13:30 - Feb 3 with 520 views

BrianTablet

WRIGHT BURLEY VENUS MAKIN STEWART NAYLOR

	"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot"
Poll:	In a hellish scenario, would you rather...

Tabloid story generator on 13:34 - Feb 3 with 505 views

factual_blue

Tabloid story generator on 13:30 - Feb 3 by BrianTablet
WRIGHT BURLEY VENUS MAKIN STEWART NAYLOR

MUTCH DOWNING STREETE BULL

Wolves line-up in the 1990s.

	Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll:	Best at sniping
Blog:	[Blog] The Shape We're In

Tabloid story generator on 13:47 - Feb 3 with 478 views

WeWereZombies

CARROLL CUTBUSH, JOHNSON

Enraged Vorderman indulges in Bobbitt copycat crime...

Poll:

What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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