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Oooo matron... 22:06 - Apr 25 with 1478 viewsSitfcB


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Oooo matron... on 22:06 - Apr 25 with 1437 viewsSpruceMoose

What an image.

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Oooo matron... on 22:49 - Apr 25 with 1331 viewsSitfcB

Big Dom letting it all out...?



I’ll have a £1 on Boris not being Prime Minister by the end of May....


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Oooo matron... on 22:56 - Apr 25 with 1321 viewsSpruceMoose

Oooo matron... on 22:49 - Apr 25 by SitfcB

Big Dom letting it all out...?



I’ll have a £1 on Boris not being Prime Minister by the end of May....



I for one would be interested in listening to any recordings. So long as there's no fingering going on.

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Oooo matron... on 22:59 - Apr 25 with 1305 viewsBiGDonnie

Oooo matron... on 22:56 - Apr 25 by SpruceMoose

I for one would be interested in listening to any recordings. So long as there's no fingering going on.


I'd watch/listen to it for the fingering...

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Oooo matron... on 23:11 - Apr 25 with 1277 viewsSpruceMoose

Oooo matron... on 22:59 - Apr 25 by BiGDonnie

I'd watch/listen to it for the fingering...


I'm not one to kink shame... But even I have my limit!

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Oooo matron... on 23:13 - Apr 25 with 1276 viewsJDB23

Shows the utter incompetence of this government to think they could give a chancer like Cummings so much power and not have it eventually blow back on them.
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Oooo matron... on 23:21 - Apr 25 with 1234 viewsvapour_trail

Oooo matron... on 22:59 - Apr 25 by BiGDonnie

I'd watch/listen to it for the fingering...


If there’s no fingering, I’m out.

Edit: actually, a little bit of rimming would suffice.
[Post edited 25 Apr 2021 23:22]

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Oooo matron... on 00:13 - Apr 26 with 1168 viewsfactual_blue

Oooo matron... on 23:13 - Apr 25 by JDB23

Shows the utter incompetence of this government to think they could give a chancer like Cummings so much power and not have it eventually blow back on them.


I'm particularly enjoying

(a) the fact that the obvious riposte to cummings is 'and we're supposed to believe you after your ridiculous lies about Barnard Castle'?

(b) the fact that boris can't say that as he backed cummings' ridiculous lies about Barnard Castle.


The whole sorry farrago reminds me the scene in Reservoir Dogs where Tim Roth and Harvey Keitel have shot each other in the guts and are both slowly bleeding to death.

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Oooo matron... on 00:16 - Apr 26 with 1158 viewsfactual_blue

Oooo matron... on 23:11 - Apr 25 by SpruceMoose

I'm not one to kink shame... But even I have my limit!


No. You don't.



That's you on the left.

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Oooo matron... on 00:20 - Apr 26 with 1151 viewsSpruceMoose

Oooo matron... on 00:16 - Apr 26 by factual_blue

No. You don't.



That's you on the left.


As if I'd have clothes on.

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Oooo matron... on 08:26 - Apr 26 with 1004 viewsGuthrum

Oooo matron... on 00:13 - Apr 26 by factual_blue

I'm particularly enjoying

(a) the fact that the obvious riposte to cummings is 'and we're supposed to believe you after your ridiculous lies about Barnard Castle'?

(b) the fact that boris can't say that as he backed cummings' ridiculous lies about Barnard Castle.


The whole sorry farrago reminds me the scene in Reservoir Dogs where Tim Roth and Harvey Keitel have shot each other in the guts and are both slowly bleeding to death.


During the scuffle on the occasion of his arrest, Robespierre was shot (or, by to some accounts, shot himself) in the jaw. This meant he was unable to speak in his own defence.

Bet Johnson wishes the Modern Robespierre had suffered a similar communicative misfortune.

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Oooo matron... on 08:53 - Apr 26 with 945 viewsBiGDonnie

Oooo matron... on 23:21 - Apr 25 by vapour_trail

If there’s no fingering, I’m out.

Edit: actually, a little bit of rimming would suffice.
[Post edited 25 Apr 2021 23:22]


You can set the world into two groups, those that rim, and those that miss out.

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Oooo matron... on 08:59 - Apr 26 with 927 viewscatch74

Oooo matron... on 23:21 - Apr 25 by vapour_trail

If there’s no fingering, I’m out.

Edit: actually, a little bit of rimming would suffice.
[Post edited 25 Apr 2021 23:22]


I’d go up to,but not including, Blumpkins.

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Oooo matron... on 09:48 - Apr 26 with 876 viewsfactual_blue

Oooo matron... on 08:26 - Apr 26 by Guthrum

During the scuffle on the occasion of his arrest, Robespierre was shot (or, by to some accounts, shot himself) in the jaw. This meant he was unable to speak in his own defence.

Bet Johnson wishes the Modern Robespierre had suffered a similar communicative misfortune.


I'm not sure I see either johnson or cummings as a sea green incorruptible though.

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Oooo matron... on 11:10 - Apr 26 with 816 viewsfactual_blue

Oooo matron... on 00:20 - Apr 26 by SpruceMoose

As if I'd have clothes on.



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Oooo matron... on 11:30 - Apr 26 with 769 viewsmonytowbray

BREAKING: Devil comes knocking for man who traded his soul for power.

The whole setup since 2019 has been a viper’s den. It amazes me we elected someone so obviously emotionally dim to run the country, I mean anyone with a brain would realise Cummings could never be trusted. Even after Johnson took a live grenade for him over Barnard Castle.

Let’s not forget that Cummings allegedly said something along the lines of “Protect the economy and if some OAP dies oh well” before the first lockdown and the initial “herd immunity” approach.

It amazes me anyone is surprised an openly sociopathic bunch of elitist b*stards who believe they were born to rule would say/do anything that’s happened over the last year.

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