| On A Lighthearted Note............ 21:25 - Jul 8 with 1928 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
...........turned up for a quick mowing job this morning.
Clients large shaggy hound came out to greet me. Made a fuss of said hound.
"Don't make a fuss of him, he's in disgrace"
"Why?"
"He ate the tortoise".
I swiftly went back to the van, shut the doors and pissed myself laughing until my sides hurt.
Am i damned for eternity or not? |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| On A Lighthearted Note............ on 09:14 - Jul 9 with 269 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| On A Lighthearted Note............ on 09:11 - Jul 9 by Swansea_Blue |
You don’t see many tortoises around these days. Used to be all the rage when I was a kid. |
You can’t play Call of Duty on a tortoise. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| On A Lighthearted Note............ on 09:19 - Jul 9 with 259 views | blue62 |
| On A Lighthearted Note............ on 21:41 - Jul 8 by BlueBadger |
This is possibly the greatest, and yet worst tale on here since Lucan on the train. |
Or was it Lucan taking control of the TV in a pub in Norwich and putting the Ipswich game on? |  | | |
| On A Lighthearted Note............ on 09:26 - Jul 9 with 245 views | solemio |
I've given you an uppie, but you are of course also damned for eternity. |  | | |
| On A Lighthearted Note............ on 09:39 - Jul 9 with 236 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| On A Lighthearted Note............ on 09:07 - Jul 9 by StochesStotasBlewe |
No doubt they’ll shell out for another one. |
Lettuce pray for him. |  |
| Trust the process. Trust Phil. |
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