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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... 13:18 - Dec 9 with 3724 viewswkj

Taking perfection... and dialing it up to 11


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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:54 - Dec 9 with 1019 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:48 - Dec 9 by wkj

You've now redeemed yourself



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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:57 - Dec 9 with 1015 viewsDanTheMan

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:33 - Dec 9 by footers

You've an odd way of spelling Rich Tea. The true king of biscuits.


I'm with you, they might not survive a dunking but they're bloody nice.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:59 - Dec 9 with 1012 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:57 - Dec 9 by DanTheMan

I'm with you, they might not survive a dunking but they're bloody nice.


Out of all the people I thought would disappoint me on this board... I thought you'd be the least likely

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:00 - Dec 9 with 1008 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:47 - Dec 9 by jeera

When you have a cup of tea sitting in front of you and a biscuit and don't have an overwhelming urge to dunk...

You may as well just give up on life.


Of course not! Never! Oh the heresy of it. The side plate was invented for said biscuit (as was the arm of the chair), the ITFC or Bomber Command mug of tea snugly along side and never the twain shall meet. It is as natural as the feeling sick when you see a Norwich City shirt.
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:03 - Dec 9 with 987 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:00 - Dec 9 by Churchman

Of course not! Never! Oh the heresy of it. The side plate was invented for said biscuit (as was the arm of the chair), the ITFC or Bomber Command mug of tea snugly along side and never the twain shall meet. It is as natural as the feeling sick when you see a Norwich City shirt.
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Do you atleast have a bit of tea and a bit of biscuit in your mouth at the same time? Tea is not a biscuit chaser.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:06 - Dec 9 with 980 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:03 - Dec 9 by wkj

Do you atleast have a bit of tea and a bit of biscuit in your mouth at the same time? Tea is not a biscuit chaser.


It has been known, to be honest, but by and large no. The oral porridge effect doesn’t really do it for me (I suspect I’ll get a battering for that phrase!). One, then the other in order, repeat, is the way forward.
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:08 - Dec 9 with 976 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:06 - Dec 9 by Churchman

It has been known, to be honest, but by and large no. The oral porridge effect doesn’t really do it for me (I suspect I’ll get a battering for that phrase!). One, then the other in order, repeat, is the way forward.


At this point I am running out of animated Arnold Schwarzenegger gifs to convey my adverse emotional reaction to your stunted enjoyment of biscuits.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:09 - Dec 9 with 973 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:08 - Dec 9 by wkj

At this point I am running out of animated Arnold Schwarzenegger gifs to convey my adverse emotional reaction to your stunted enjoyment of biscuits.


There must be something appropriate in Total Recall!
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:12 - Dec 9 with 966 viewsDanTheMan

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:59 - Dec 9 by wkj

Out of all the people I thought would disappoint me on this board... I thought you'd be the least likely



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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:19 - Dec 9 with 952 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:57 - Dec 9 by DanTheMan

I'm with you, they might not survive a dunking but they're bloody nice.


I think Rich Tea manage a ‘not too bad’, but are always going to fall short of the magnificent biscuit for all seasons Digestive and especially the Biscoff.

None of the above dunked, obviously - as we have all agreed!
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:20 - Dec 9 with 949 viewsDanTheMan

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:19 - Dec 9 by Churchman

I think Rich Tea manage a ‘not too bad’, but are always going to fall short of the magnificent biscuit for all seasons Digestive and especially the Biscoff.

None of the above dunked, obviously - as we have all agreed!


Think my favourites, so far not mentioned, are any sort of viennese biscuits.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:22 - Dec 9 with 947 viewsfooters

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:57 - Dec 9 by DanTheMan

I'm with you, they might not survive a dunking but they're bloody nice.


This may throw another spanner in the works but as a youth my family used to enjoy dunking bread and jam in lovely sweet cups of tea. Thickly butter a slice of cheap, crap bread, apply jam liberally and cut into soldiers. Delightful.

Now, that was a true test of one's dunking abilities.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:24 - Dec 9 with 943 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:20 - Dec 9 by DanTheMan

Think my favourites, so far not mentioned, are any sort of viennese biscuits.


Not for me. Too sweet - says the lover of the chocolate bourbon.

Now, the full size Jacobs Cheddar: a thing of beauty to behold. A wonderful thing.
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:27 - Dec 9 with 939 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:20 - Dec 9 by DanTheMan

Think my favourites, so far not mentioned, are any sort of viennese biscuits.


Was going to say shortbread but I also used to love those round all butter biscuits.

Those are great with tea.

Dunked.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:29 - Dec 9 with 937 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:27 - Dec 9 by jeera

Was going to say shortbread but I also used to love those round all butter biscuits.

Those are great with tea.

Dunked.


Both excellent choices. Not dunked.
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:29 - Dec 9 with 936 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:24 - Dec 9 by Churchman

Not for me. Too sweet - says the lover of the chocolate bourbon.

Now, the full size Jacobs Cheddar: a thing of beauty to behold. A wonderful thing.


You can't go around putting Jacobs cheddars in your tea.

Are you some kind of animal?

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:30 - Dec 9 with 933 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:22 - Dec 9 by footers

This may throw another spanner in the works but as a youth my family used to enjoy dunking bread and jam in lovely sweet cups of tea. Thickly butter a slice of cheap, crap bread, apply jam liberally and cut into soldiers. Delightful.

Now, that was a true test of one's dunking abilities.


Lowestoft.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:32 - Dec 9 with 932 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:29 - Dec 9 by jeera

You can't go around putting Jacobs cheddars in your tea.

Are you some kind of animal?


Of course not. Only a madman would engage in such a heinous crime. To be eaten before and after separately, like all good biscuit mangling.
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:32 - Dec 9 with 931 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:09 - Dec 9 by Churchman

There must be something appropriate in Total Recall!


Edit.

I give up.

Poxy tablet.
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:37 - Dec 9 with 924 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:32 - Dec 9 by jeera

Edit.

I give up.

Poxy tablet.
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:49 - Dec 9 with 921 viewsEwan_Oozami

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:00 - Dec 9 by Churchman

Of course not! Never! Oh the heresy of it. The side plate was invented for said biscuit (as was the arm of the chair), the ITFC or Bomber Command mug of tea snugly along side and never the twain shall meet. It is as natural as the feeling sick when you see a Norwich City shirt.
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I think this could be as divisive for TWTD as any manager choice, playing style debate, etc, etc....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:55 - Dec 9 with 917 viewsEwan_Oozami

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:22 - Dec 9 by footers

This may throw another spanner in the works but as a youth my family used to enjoy dunking bread and jam in lovely sweet cups of tea. Thickly butter a slice of cheap, crap bread, apply jam liberally and cut into soldiers. Delightful.

Now, that was a true test of one's dunking abilities.


Any opinion you have on Battenberg has now been totally invalidated.....

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:58 - Dec 9 with 915 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 14:49 - Dec 9 by Ewan_Oozami

I think this could be as divisive for TWTD as any manager choice, playing style debate, etc, etc....


Indeed, but as the great Brian Clough once said ‘we talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right’
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 15:03 - Dec 9 with 912 viewsOldsmoker

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:28 - Dec 9 by jeera

I had a cup of tea in bed this morning and lost half a chocolate digestive in the cup.

In the past i would have fished it out and ended up drinking a mouthful of biscuit sludge near the bottom of the cup.

Experience had taught me so i got up and made a fresh one instead.

The end.


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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 15:51 - Dec 9 with 899 viewsblueconscience

One of my favourites to dunk

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