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In other news... 14:02 - Jun 21 with 1288 viewsFixed_It

...Mr Whippy was found dead in his van this morning with a flake up his arris, chocolate sprinkles on his manhood and strawberry sauce on his bollox. Police aren't treating his death as suspicious.


They think he topped himself....

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In other news... on 14:08 - Jun 21 with 1203 viewsDarth_Koont

Must have heard that joke hundreds and thousands of times.

And I always enjoy it! 😀

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In other news... on 14:43 - Jun 21 with 1107 viewsfactual_blue

In other news... on 14:08 - Jun 21 by Darth_Koont

Must have heard that joke hundreds and thousands of times.

And I always enjoy it! 😀


I've only heard it 99 times.

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In other news... on 14:46 - Jun 21 with 1096 viewsclive_baker

Flake news

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In other news... on 14:47 - Jun 21 with 1088 viewsFixed_It

In other news... on 14:43 - Jun 21 by factual_blue

I've only heard it 99 times.


Did you use an abacus? There's a better wafer counting these days you know...

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In other news... on 14:56 - Jun 21 with 1060 viewsFixed_It

In other news... on 14:46 - Jun 21 by clive_baker

Flake news


That deserves a ripple of applause.

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In other news... on 14:59 - Jun 21 with 1049 viewsFixed_It

In other news... on 14:47 - Jun 21 by Fixed_It

Did you use an abacus? There's a better wafer counting these days you know...


I think the response you are looking for, Facters is...


Walls

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In other news... on 15:21 - Jun 21 with 972 viewsArnoldMoorhen

In other news... on 14:56 - Jun 21 by Fixed_It

That deserves a ripple of applause.


Fab joke!
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In other news... on 15:45 - Jun 21 with 937 viewstazdac

boy did i scream when i found him! ;o)
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In other news... on 16:59 - Jun 21 with 842 viewsWeWereZombies

In other news... on 14:56 - Jun 21 by Fixed_It

That deserves a ripple of applause.


So tired of all these puns, this is supposed to be a football forum...and with Burnley relegated I want to know when we are signing Cornet.

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In other news... on 19:48 - Jun 21 with 686 viewsronnyd

Time to get the training cones out methinks.
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In other news... on 19:50 - Jun 21 with 681 viewsleitrimblue

Did he have crushed nuts?
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In other news... on 23:21 - Jun 21 with 529 viewsWeWereZombies

In other news... on 19:50 - Jun 21 by leitrimblue

Did he have crushed nuts?


No, laryngitis

You see, however old the joke is there is always one older.

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