| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 07:51 - Mar 2 with 831 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
Blimey another step on the road to authoritarianism- I called out the Chinese for culling pets.
If they’d have sent someone for my pets, they’d have to get past a baseball bat! [Post edited 2 Mar 2023 7:53]
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 07:56 - Mar 2 with 807 views | GeoffSentence |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 07:51 - Mar 2 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Blimey another step on the road to authoritarianism- I called out the Chinese for culling pets.
If they’d have sent someone for my pets, they’d have to get past a baseball bat! [Post edited 2 Mar 2023 7:53]
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Whilst this lot are currently doing everything they can to move us towards an authoritarian state, this isnt it.
They wondered if they might have to and decided they didn't. Not authoritarian at all.
I'd be surprised if a lot of other things they didn't do weren't considered as well. |  |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:05 - Mar 2 with 793 views | bluelagos |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 07:51 - Mar 2 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Blimey another step on the road to authoritarianism- I called out the Chinese for culling pets.
If they’d have sent someone for my pets, they’d have to get past a baseball bat! [Post edited 2 Mar 2023 7:53]
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I wonder how (if needed) it would have played out? Lockdowns for pets? Pet exterminators on the street? Cyanide pills in the post? Neighbours reporting sightings of fido in the garden?
Remember how to get public confidence, John Gummer once fed his kid (Ben?) a humburger in front of the press? Would Boris have publicly seen off Larry and Dillon to show "we are all in this together" ? |  |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:08 - Mar 2 with 783 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:05 - Mar 2 by bluelagos |
I wonder how (if needed) it would have played out? Lockdowns for pets? Pet exterminators on the street? Cyanide pills in the post? Neighbours reporting sightings of fido in the garden?
Remember how to get public confidence, John Gummer once fed his kid (Ben?) a humburger in front of the press? Would Boris have publicly seen off Larry and Dillon to show "we are all in this together" ? |
Imagine the queens corgi’s being dragged out by some people in hazmat suits. The scenes! | | | |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:18 - Mar 2 with 752 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
The one good thing that could have come out of Covid and they fekked it up. Tories out. |  |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:22 - Mar 2 with 744 views | bluelagos |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:08 - Mar 2 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Imagine the queens corgi’s being dragged out by some people in hazmat suits. The scenes! |
Presumably someone somewhere was tasked with drafting up the plans (when they thought pet transmission was a possibility) and a mass cull was considered necessary on the grounds that self isolating cats wasn't likely to work.
The country would have gone full on mental, people hiding loved pets inside and neighbours falling out over the issue.
But nonetheless, an opportunity for cat killing kits for many a tory entrepreneur with access to the VIP lane. | |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:24 - Mar 2 with 736 views | bluelagos |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:18 - Mar 2 by BanksterDebtSlave |
The one good thing that could have come out of Covid and they fekked it up. Tories out. |
Am guessing you'd have volunteered for the cat exterminator squad? | |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:26 - Mar 2 with 729 views | EdwardStone |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:05 - Mar 2 by bluelagos |
I wonder how (if needed) it would have played out? Lockdowns for pets? Pet exterminators on the street? Cyanide pills in the post? Neighbours reporting sightings of fido in the garden?
Remember how to get public confidence, John Gummer once fed his kid (Ben?) a humburger in front of the press? Would Boris have publicly seen off Larry and Dillon to show "we are all in this together" ? |
I think it was his daughter Cordelia who was force-fed the rancid burger
Was it at the Suffolk Show? |  | | |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:29 - Mar 2 with 720 views | bluelagos |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:26 - Mar 2 by EdwardStone |
I think it was his daughter Cordelia who was force-fed the rancid burger
Was it at the Suffolk Show? |
What? Ex Ipswich MP had a sister called "Cor-Delia'? | |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:34 - Mar 2 with 692 views | EdwardStone |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:29 - Mar 2 by bluelagos |
What? Ex Ipswich MP had a sister called "Cor-Delia'? |
Indeed, I suppose she could have been called Phoaw-Delia
And it was a boat show, not the Suffolk Show.
Just looking on google, she claims that she didn't actually eat any of the burger....the old "Didn't Inhale" defence | | | |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:35 - Mar 2 with 689 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 08:24 - Mar 2 by bluelagos |
Am guessing you'd have volunteered for the cat exterminator squad? |
Pecked to death by birds while tied down. | |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 09:11 - Mar 2 with 617 views | Guthrum |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 07:51 - Mar 2 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Blimey another step on the road to authoritarianism- I called out the Chinese for culling pets.
If they’d have sent someone for my pets, they’d have to get past a baseball bat! [Post edited 2 Mar 2023 7:53]
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I have it on good authority that many more authoritarian things than that were being considered, but the government stepped back when thresholds weren't quite reached for seriously drastic measures. |  |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 09:12 - Mar 2 with 605 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 07:51 - Mar 2 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Blimey another step on the road to authoritarianism- I called out the Chinese for culling pets.
If they’d have sent someone for my pets, they’d have to get past a baseball bat! [Post edited 2 Mar 2023 7:53]
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You've got a baseball-playing pet? That's quite impressive. |  |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 09:15 - Mar 2 with 596 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 07:51 - Mar 2 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Blimey another step on the road to authoritarianism- I called out the Chinese for culling pets.
If they’d have sent someone for my pets, they’d have to get past a baseball bat! [Post edited 2 Mar 2023 7:53]
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What if that bat had the coronavirus? |  |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 09:19 - Mar 2 with 591 views | DanTheMan |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 09:11 - Mar 2 by Guthrum |
I have it on good authority that many more authoritarian things than that were being considered, but the government stepped back when thresholds weren't quite reached for seriously drastic measures. |
If it was something that was deadly as the plague, I would expect that they would have to consider fairly stringent things. We didn't know how it was going to evolve. |  |
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| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 09:44 - Mar 2 with 544 views | Guthrum |
| Ultimate Dead Cat Strategy... on 09:19 - Mar 2 by DanTheMan |
If it was something that was deadly as the plague, I would expect that they would have to consider fairly stringent things. We didn't know how it was going to evolve. |
Precisely the problem. The disease was so new, the authorities were still trying to work out how it could be countered or contained. Vaccines were still months in the future, possibly years for all they knew.
I do wonder if my neighbour's cat was involved in me catching what was probably Covid. Someone who had been round the house and played with the cat* became ill, then, a few days later, both the neighbour and I went down with very Covid-like symptoms (at that time you only got a test if hospitalised and we were never that bad).
* Just pre-lockdown. | |
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