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Irish historians have discovered... 20:47 - Jun 5 with 981 viewsFixed_It

... what they believe to be the tombstone of the world's oldest known man. He was 197 and his name was Miles from Dublin.

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Irish historians have discovered... on 20:58 - Jun 5 with 908 viewsfactual_blue

The museum guide in a Dublin museum showed some Americans a small skull, a skull he said was that of former Irish king Brian Boru.

Some years later the same American tourists returned. The very same guide showed them a large skull that he said was the skull of former Irish king Brian Boru.

'Excuse me, sir,' said one of the Americans. 'but a few years ago you showed us a much smaller skull that you said was the skull of legendary Irish king Brian Boru',

'So I did, sir, so I did', replied the guide, 'but that was his skull as a young man'.

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Irish historians have discovered... on 20:58 - Jun 5 with 905 viewsArnoldMoorhen

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Irish historians have discovered... on 21:03 - Jun 5 with 877 viewsKeno

That’s Racist!!!

You wouldn’t have posted that he’d been from Tehran

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Irish historians have discovered... on 21:06 - Jun 5 with 862 viewslowhouseblue

Irish historians have discovered... on 21:03 - Jun 5 by Keno

That’s Racist!!!

You wouldn’t have posted that he’d been from Tehran


quite. and also he'd then have been about 3,700.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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