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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket 11:03 - Sep 20 with 2241 viewsWeWereZombies

I spent last week doing this (but only when I needed to.) Our work party leader had been into Go Outdoors and bought this Hi Gear bucket that, when you lifted the lid, revealed a toilet seat inside. And at great expense he had bought compostable plastic bags to fit inside the bucket so that every night the bag was tied off and emptied into a waste pit.

Not everyone learned the art of true discretion though as they wandered over the hill to evacuate. My work colleague from Leeds turned to me drying as he was rinsing the dishes in the stream and said 'You know, I've never done the washing up whilst watching someone take a sh1te before.'

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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:08 - Sep 20 with 2190 viewsgiant_stow

plopping in front of someone is one of my worst nightmares. I need total privacy or I get poo stage fright, to the extent that even in my own home, i run the bath while teaching the bog a lesson, to provide white noise cover.

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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:11 - Sep 20 with 2177 viewsSwansea_Blue

Toilet pits on expeditions are the best. it's a fine art constructing one with undercut sides that give way at just the right moment, dumping the the unsuspecting victim into the pit. It's a labour of love crafting them, but worth the effort when you hear the screams from behind the bushes.

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I’ve had the two-bob bits all week… on 11:13 - Sep 20 with 2163 viewsBloots

….been like rusty water for days, absolute misery.

I decided to go on a diet this week too, and as a result of the brown torrent I’ve lost 9lbs in 4 days.

Every cloud and all that.

(although I may be dying)

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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:13 - Sep 20 with 2164 viewsWeWereZombies

Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:08 - Sep 20 by giant_stow

plopping in front of someone is one of my worst nightmares. I need total privacy or I get poo stage fright, to the extent that even in my own home, i run the bath while teaching the bog a lesson, to provide white noise cover.


The first festival I went to, Weeley in 1971, had a trench for everything and a scaffold pole arrangement over it to perch on if you wanted to dump (the Ladies had the added luxury of windbreaks screening theirs.) I only saw one bloke on the scaffolding all weekend and he looked nervous as feck. I must have gone four days before I released.

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Eat some kefir after a meal once a day and drink plenty of water on 11:15 - Sep 20 with 2119 viewsWeWereZombies

I’ve had the two-bob bits all week… on 11:13 - Sep 20 by Bloots

….been like rusty water for days, absolute misery.

I decided to go on a diet this week too, and as a result of the brown torrent I’ve lost 9lbs in 4 days.

Every cloud and all that.

(although I may be dying)


Works for me when I get into that state.

But I have never been able to figure out why I get these attacks every few months.

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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:16 - Sep 20 with 2112 viewsVegtablue

When the write the bag was tied off every night, does this mean the same bag was contributed into over the course of the day by your work party? And when you write the bag was emptied, does this mean the bag was deposited in the pit or was it reopened and contents tipped out?
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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:20 - Sep 20 with 2094 viewsWeWereZombies

Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:16 - Sep 20 by Vegtablue

When the write the bag was tied off every night, does this mean the same bag was contributed into over the course of the day by your work party? And when you write the bag was emptied, does this mean the bag was deposited in the pit or was it reopened and contents tipped out?


Different bag every day, tied off bag in the pit. I had dug the pit but I hope someone will be filling it back in today as I left the job halfway through...

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Feeling a bit better today… on 11:20 - Sep 20 with 2083 viewsBloots

Eat some kefir after a meal once a day and drink plenty of water on 11:15 - Sep 20 by WeWereZombies

Works for me when I get into that state.

But I have never been able to figure out why I get these attacks every few months.


….more like a chocolate thick shake.

I expect I’ll live.

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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:31 - Sep 20 with 2044 viewsGavTWTD

I only have an upstairs loo and that's in the family bathroom. If that's in use (often for hours at a time) then this could be perfect...

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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:32 - Sep 20 with 2030 viewsVegtablue

Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 11:20 - Sep 20 by WeWereZombies

Different bag every day, tied off bag in the pit. I had dug the pit but I hope someone will be filling it back in today as I left the job halfway through...


Thank you, no further questions. 🤢
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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 13:02 - Sep 20 with 1820 viewsBenters

Actually I don’t mind taking a dump outside into a bucket,the wind whistling around the never regions as one is propped up against a shed or tree is quite refreshing.

It’s not good though after curry Thursday and a few pints of tramps P.

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I’ve had the two-bob bits all week… on 16:32 - Sep 20 with 1667 viewsBlueForYou

I’ve had the two-bob bits all week… on 11:13 - Sep 20 by Bloots

….been like rusty water for days, absolute misery.

I decided to go on a diet this week too, and as a result of the brown torrent I’ve lost 9lbs in 4 days.

Every cloud and all that.

(although I may be dying)


Can I ask the details of your diet? Desperately need to lose some pounds!
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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 19:44 - Sep 20 with 1553 viewsericclacton





Sorry, i had no control over this post i just went for it.



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Friday poo thread: dumping in a bucket on 19:48 - Sep 20 with 1533 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The amount of morning sh1ts I've had in a caravan on newspaper when anywhere further is just too far. But then who hasn't I suppose.

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