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Love you all. 07:35 - Feb 14 with 1332 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

No, really !! xx

So come on then, who got their lucky other the Tesco bouquet to make them feel really special?

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Love you all. on 07:43 - Feb 14 with 1300 viewsChurchman

Pass me the vomit bucket

Edit: for unavoidable reasons Valentine’s Day was cancelled in this house last year. Card and a Chinese takeaway should meet the case this year. Romance is not dead!
[Post edited 14 Feb 7:52]
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Love you all. on 07:50 - Feb 14 with 1260 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Love you all. on 07:43 - Feb 14 by Churchman

Pass me the vomit bucket

Edit: for unavoidable reasons Valentine’s Day was cancelled in this house last year. Card and a Chinese takeaway should meet the case this year. Romance is not dead!
[Post edited 14 Feb 7:52]


I would but it's full of ice for your morning Bucks Fizz....love is in the air Churchers x

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Love you all. on 07:53 - Feb 14 with 1240 viewsChurchman

Love you all. on 07:50 - Feb 14 by BanksterDebtSlave

I would but it's full of ice for your morning Bucks Fizz....love is in the air Churchers x


Tremendous! Go for it. I’ve got a few bottles of sparkly stuff. Sounds a good idea!
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Love you all. on 10:23 - Feb 14 with 1152 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Love you all. on 07:53 - Feb 14 by Churchman

Tremendous! Go for it. I’ve got a few bottles of sparkly stuff. Sounds a good idea!


Looks like it's just me and you Churchers....shove up I'm coming in x

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Love you all. on 10:25 - Feb 14 with 1145 viewsDanTheMan

I got some nice flowers from a florist for my wife this morning.

She seemed pretty happy about it.

Good enough for me.

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Love you all. on 10:32 - Feb 14 with 1134 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Love you all. on 10:25 - Feb 14 by DanTheMan

I got some nice flowers from a florist for my wife this morning.

She seemed pretty happy about it.

Good enough for me.


In Tesco's after work yesterday the number of trades in there getting the Tesco £20 special was stunning!! How to make your significant other feel special heh.

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Love you all. on 12:17 - Feb 14 with 1054 viewsEJP

Love you all. on 10:25 - Feb 14 by DanTheMan

I got some nice flowers from a florist for my wife this morning.

She seemed pretty happy about it.

Good enough for me.


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Love you all. on 12:18 - Feb 14 with 1045 viewsChurchman

Love you all. on 10:23 - Feb 14 by BanksterDebtSlave

Looks like it's just me and you Churchers....shove up I'm coming in x


Sounds a plan!
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Love you all. on 12:20 - Feb 14 with 1039 viewspositivity


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Love you all. on 12:22 - Feb 14 with 1009 viewsblueasfook

Love you all. on 10:25 - Feb 14 by DanTheMan

I got some nice flowers from a florist for my wife this morning.

She seemed pretty happy about it.

Good enough for me.


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Love you all. on 12:44 - Feb 14 with 935 viewsDaninthecampo

My wife and I are cooking at a pop up valentine restaurant for 24, so we'll probably be swearing at each other by the end of the night instead of being lovey dovey!!
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Love you all. on 16:11 - Feb 14 with 838 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Greetings Carol. I need some tips I think. Just gave Mrs SSB a lovely bouquet of flowers hand picked from a florist .
Her response, “Why?”
Oh well, at least I tried 😁

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Love you all. on 16:57 - Feb 14 with 790 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Love you all. on 16:11 - Feb 14 by StochesStotasBlewe

Greetings Carol. I need some tips I think. Just gave Mrs SSB a lovely bouquet of flowers hand picked from a florist .
Her response, “Why?”
Oh well, at least I tried 😁


Oh gosh Lancelot, perhaps she knows....or perhaps she thinks you could have got more for your money at Tescos.

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Love you all. on 16:58 - Feb 14 with 786 viewsronnyd

After 60+ years my flower/choccie days are gone. I did say Happy Vals this morning though.
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Love you all. on 16:59 - Feb 14 with 780 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Love you all. on 16:58 - Feb 14 by ronnyd

After 60+ years my flower/choccie days are gone. I did say Happy Vals this morning though.


Just straight in with the hot sex now I guess?

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Love you all. on 17:12 - Feb 14 with 755 viewsSwansea_Blue

Love you all. on 10:32 - Feb 14 by BanksterDebtSlave

In Tesco's after work yesterday the number of trades in there getting the Tesco £20 special was stunning!! How to make your significant other feel special heh.


What’s feeling special got to do with it? It’s all about those Club Card points.


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Love you all. on 17:51 - Feb 14 with 717 viewsronnyd

Love you all. on 16:59 - Feb 14 by BanksterDebtSlave

Just straight in with the hot sex now I guess?


Wot's sex?
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Love you all. on 18:24 - Feb 14 with 681 viewsSwansea_Blue

Love you all. on 17:51 - Feb 14 by ronnyd

Wot's sex?


Not the same as gender, of which there are apparently many. I believe some people identify as a gender different to the one that’s normal for their biological sex and some even identify as cats, believe it or not!

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Love you all. on 19:03 - Feb 14 with 641 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Love you all. on 18:24 - Feb 14 by Swansea_Blue

Not the same as gender, of which there are apparently many. I believe some people identify as a gender different to the one that’s normal for their biological sex and some even identify as cats, believe it or not!


I'm feeling a little illamad now!

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