| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum 23:22 - Mar 19 with 2211 views | The_Romford_Blue |
So I shall set the scene…
Cheltenham Monday to Saturday. Big piss up. One long sesh. Etc. Got back Saturday afternoon still drunk and had a family party. So I carried on drinking. Fair game. Ended up pulling my cousins fiancés sister. (Yes look at me the lil shagger).
Since then my brothers have both decided it’s way too incestuous for their liking whereas I’m texting the bird happy as Larry thinking of numero duo.
For what it’s worth, my rendition of Valerie on the mic in front of a full pub with the line ‘why don’t you come on over’ pointing to her was what did it.
So the good folk of TWTD, are we agreeing that:
A) Fair game. There’s no blood relation. Completely ok.
B) I dunno I think that’s a bit dodgy mate. Morally questionable.
C) now that’s what I call Norwich
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 23:35 - Mar 19 with 2147 views | You_Bloo_Right |
When you change your username to The Glandford Blue, we'll all know. |  |
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 02:26 - Mar 20 with 2038 views | Illinoisblue |
A) have at it. |  |
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 06:07 - Mar 20 with 1945 views | Benters |
A .get it when you can. |  |
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 06:45 - Mar 20 with 1912 views | BlueBoots |
d) 1% Norfolk for what you did, 99% Essex for bragging about it |  |
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 07:10 - Mar 20 with 1833 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
It's A innit Gavlaaaaaar! |  |
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 07:12 - Mar 20 with 1832 views | TheBlueGnu |
Very impressive. I have a question to ask concerning your eventful week. Did you at any time see the fine actress Wanda Ventham ? |  |
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 11:24 - Mar 20 with 1578 views | GeoffSentence |
Don't go beyond the level of lust. If it goes to far you could end up us your cousin's brother-in-law which would be a bit weird. |  |
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 11:35 - Mar 20 with 1547 views | BiGDonnie |
All depends on whether she was a good shag? [Post edited 20 Mar 2025 11:35]
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| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 11:41 - Mar 20 with 1516 views | J2BLUE |
A, obvs |  | | |
| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 12:52 - Mar 20 with 1367 views | wrightsrightglove |
A double wedding might be a bit weird but would cut down on costs significantly! | | | |
| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:28 - Mar 20 with 1281 views | leitrimblue |
Having sex with a cousin is often a sign of high status amongst certain cultures. Yer not royalty by any chance are yer Rommers? |  | | |
| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:34 - Mar 20 with 1242 views | J2BLUE |
| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:28 - Mar 20 by leitrimblue |
Having sex with a cousin is often a sign of high status amongst certain cultures. Yer not royalty by any chance are yer Rommers? |
Not sure anyone aspires to be a top Norwich fan. | | | |
| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:38 - Mar 20 with 1227 views | leitrimblue |
| Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:34 - Mar 20 by J2BLUE |
Not sure anyone aspires to be a top Norwich fan. |
Tell that to Chris Suttons cousin | | | |
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