| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. 20:31 - Jun 19 with 3497 views | NthQldITFC |
28 Day Slater
Little Stuart awakes from a coma to discover that he has four weeks to escape from under Neil Thompson's massive arse in the changing rooms before John Lyall assumes that he's run off back to West Ham and is forced into playing Lee Durrant in Slater's place. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:00 - Jun 21 with 286 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
The Silence of the Lambe
Reggie Lambe fails to speak up, and is shunned. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:02 - Jun 21 with 286 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Play Morsy for Me
Keiran McKenna is head coach for Ipswich Town FC.
Relaxing in a bar after work he attracts the attention of an unnamed TWTD stalwart who reveals that he has sought KM out.
KM guesses correctly his new acquinatance is the recurring caller to the club who always requests that KM play midfield supremo Morsy.
Initially flattered by the contact, KM realises that [redacted] is obsessed and so looks to drop [redacted] from his life as he sees an increasing threat to himself and maybe the club as a whole .... [Post edited 21 Jun 16:03]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:03 - Jun 21 with 280 views | Nutkins_Return |
Lord of the Mings
Small being Jay Tabb has to travel to the darkest depths of middle earth (Carrott Road) to destroy a milk cup winners ring that was said to be all powerful. New companies help Mr Tabbo such as Grey Wizard McCarthy, Elf Alan Lee, a future man king Strider Morsy and Dwarf Chaplin. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:04 - Jun 21 with 248 views | Sacrebleu |
Last Tango for Morris
Power house footballer realises his powers are slipping and looks to recapture past glory. His story takes a disturbing turn whilst distracted by a wanton minx from Norwich. Let’s be ‘aving you was his ultimate downfall and his potatoes were never crispier. |  | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:49 - Jun 21 with 229 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:04 - Jun 21 by Sacrebleu |
Last Tango for Morris
Power house footballer realises his powers are slipping and looks to recapture past glory. His story takes a disturbing turn whilst distracted by a wanton minx from Norwich. Let’s be ‘aving you was his ultimate downfall and his potatoes were never crispier. |
ArmaGeddes
The story of a young man who retires from professional football to take up a career restoring ancient military protective clothing |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:05 - Jun 21 with 186 views | BlueandTruesince82 |
Passengers
A story about footballers Giles Coke and Jonthan Douglas who are the only 2 people awake on the spaceship FPR as it travels to an away game, the proceed to steal all the supplies, kit, petty cash etc and generally leave the place much more of a mess than when they woke |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 10:16 - Jun 22 with 103 views | TheBlueGnu |
"Dyer Does Dalston"
Starring: Kieron Dyer as Himself When a former Ipswich prodigy heads to East London to coach a struggling Sunday League team made up of failed actors, vegan butchers, and one bloke who thinks he’s Eric Cantona, hilarity and hijinks ensue. Armed with a tactics board, a questionable playlist, and a sack of cones, Dyer aims to bring the beautiful game back to the borough — and maybe find love in the laundrette next door.
Supporting Cast:
John Wark as “Disapproving Uncle Warky” — constantly muttering, “In my day, we tackled first and moisturised later.”
Titus Bramble as “The Enforcer” — no one knows his role, but everyone’s afraid to ask.
A cameo by Mick McCarthy — playing himself, muttering “Proper game, that.” | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 10:26 - Jun 22 with 87 views | WeWereZombies |
Jurassic Parkes
Avuncular but misguided John Lyall persists in his experiment to produce a goalkeeper who never fades, including a successful cloning that enables Phil to play on both sides in his own testimonial. But after almost a whole season on the sidelines three disappointing games finally persuade the long standing glovesman to call time. [Post edited 22 Jun 11:03]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 11:12 - Jun 22 with 68 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 10:26 - Jun 22 by WeWereZombies |
Jurassic Parkes
Avuncular but misguided John Lyall persists in his experiment to produce a goalkeeper who never fades, including a successful cloning that enables Phil to play on both sides in his own testimonial. But after almost a whole season on the sidelines three disappointing games finally persuade the long standing glovesman to call time. [Post edited 22 Jun 11:03]
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A Townsend Like Alice
A town player struggles with the dilemma of being trans | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 00:03 - Jun 23 with 16 views | WeWereZombies |
Tom Lawrence of Arabia
In a parallel universe McCarthy's team play with flair and give the crowd ninety minutes of end to end excitement...and promotion. Leading the way and clad in flowing robes is Tom, the following season Town finish runners up and qualify for the Champions League. But the machinations of UEFA mean that at every round we face Turkish opposition and have to play in Saudi Arabia. Somehow Galatasaray are allowed to bring a train onto the pitch and it hurtles towards our goal only for Town to be awarded a free kick and Tom steps forward to deliver the fatal rocket that topples the locomotive as the Town support are unleashed to plunder all within. [Post edited 23 Jun 0:46]
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