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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms 12:14 - Jul 19 with 10012 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Grammar:
'could/should/would of' instead of 'could/should/would have'
'His' instead of 'he is' or 'he's'

Eggcorns/malapropisms:
'Pacific' instead of 'specific'
'Heart rendering' instead of 'heart rending'

Your turn. 😊
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 09:10 - Jul 21 with 1233 viewsweepingx2018

On one of my group chats a woman always starts the day with "It's QUITE on here today".............arrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And obvs we get YOUR when it should be YOU'RE.....
[Post edited 21 Jul 2025 9:11]
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 09:50 - Jul 21 with 1177 viewsMaySixth

'Loose' for 'lose'

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 10:09 - Jul 21 with 1158 viewsbaxterbasics

The of/have mix up is one of mine too.

My own kids are fond of throwing in an unnecessary "basically" at the start of every sentence, as well as "like" for which I blame their saturation in low brow American culture.

The proliferation of "shop" being incorrectly used as a verb: "Shop the range today" - it's flipping everywhere.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 10:54 - Jul 21 with 1118 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 19:40 - Jul 19 by Tangledupin_Blue

Bare with me...


Thanks for the offer but I think I'd rather get to know you first.





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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 10:57 - Jul 21 with 1111 viewsiamatractorboy

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 10:09 - Jul 21 by baxterbasics

The of/have mix up is one of mine too.

My own kids are fond of throwing in an unnecessary "basically" at the start of every sentence, as well as "like" for which I blame their saturation in low brow American culture.

The proliferation of "shop" being incorrectly used as a verb: "Shop the range today" - it's flipping everywhere.


'Like' is ubiquitous these days, isn't it? I catch myself doing it sometimes and slightly cringe inside. 25/30 years ago I am sure you only ever heard it from California (is it LA?) 'valley girl' types such as in 'Clueless'.
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 11:03 - Jul 21 with 1107 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

Fairy Max Power washing-up liquid bottles stating "4X LESS SCRUBBING". That's nonsense, what is that supposed to mean? You can't have 4X less of something.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 11:11 - Jul 21 with 1084 viewsDJR

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 17:10 - Jul 20 by DJR

"To be fair" and "To be honest" mean different things, and are often used incorrectly by football pundits.


An advert for Colgate just popped up on YouTube where Alex Scott uses "to be fair" when she should say "to be honest".
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 12:37 - Jul 21 with 1036 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

For the word lovers out there, this radio show, 'Unspeakable', is really funny and also educational.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/p
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 12:57 - Jul 21 with 1011 viewsTangledupin_Blue

People use 'convince' when they mean 'persuade'.

If you convince someone that he is wrong you might then persuade him to admit it.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 19:23 - Jul 21 with 936 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 09:10 - Jul 21 by weepingx2018

On one of my group chats a woman always starts the day with "It's QUITE on here today".............arrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And obvs we get YOUR when it should be YOU'RE.....
[Post edited 21 Jul 2025 9:11]


You really must reply with "quite what?"

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 19:29 - Jul 21 with 933 viewsBlueBoots

Wow...4 pages of people getting their knickers in a twist about such minor stuff; what a bunch of pre-Madonnas

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 21:07 - Jul 21 with 900 viewsgosblue

People inserting 'You know' between sentences. If I know, why are you telling me? 'Various, different' things. Not grammatically incorrect but annoying all the same is the unprecedented use of the word unprecedented.
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 22:50 - Jul 21 with 861 viewsWeWereZombies

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 21:07 - Jul 21 by gosblue

People inserting 'You know' between sentences. If I know, why are you telling me? 'Various, different' things. Not grammatically incorrect but annoying all the same is the unprecedented use of the word unprecedented.


The number of people who use 'huge' at every opportunity is getting...quite bigly.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 23:13 - Jul 21 with 846 viewsRocky

She was a right pre-madonna
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 04:13 - Jul 22 with 817 viewsRyorry

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 19:29 - Jul 21 by BlueBoots

Wow...4 pages of people getting their knickers in a twist about such minor stuff; what a bunch of pre-Madonnas


It’s probably because most of us are pre-Maradona in age

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