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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms 12:14 - Jul 19 with 2287 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Grammar:
'could/should/would of' instead of 'could/should/would have'
'His' instead of 'he is' or 'he's'

Eggcorns/malapropisms:
'Pacific' instead of 'specific'
'Heart rendering' instead of 'heart rending'

Your turn. 😊
[Post edited 19 Jul 12:18]
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:25 - Jul 19 with 628 viewsurbanpenguin

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:22 - Jul 19 by wischip

Aks instead of Ask.
What is so difficult about saying the word 'Ask' properly, it's 3 letters.


It's old English, and simply has re-entered the language. through different dialects and English returning from the various places we took it around the world through colonisation.
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:26 - Jul 19 with 616 viewsKropotkin123

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 12:57 - Jul 19 by USA

People writing loose when they mean lose.

The word ‘literally’ being misused.


I personally think English spelling is stupid and incorrect. Not the people spelling.

You complain about people spelling 'lose' incorrectly, when we spell another u: word like this 'choose'.

Come on you 'blose'? Nope, 'blues'.
Hurt yourself and got a brose? Nope, 'bruise'.
Grateful for lifesaving fire crose? Nope, crews.
Mose? Muse
Cose? Coups

Probably more. English is spelt wrong and that annoys me more than someone making a mistake.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:27 - Jul 19 with 609 viewsBrianTablet

"Look, ..."

Either passive aggressive or active patronising.

"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot"
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:50 - Jul 19 with 557 viewsbluelagos

Grammar Nazis. Though probably not the thread for it tbf

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:52 - Jul 19 with 558 viewsRocky

People who start almost every sentence with "So,".

A friend of my wife's said that she was was very late giving birth and eventually the doctor had to seduce her.
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:53 - Jul 19 with 551 viewsfootball

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 14:12 - Jul 19 by PhilTWTD

'Over' rather than 'more than' when talking about a figure.


the correct answer for more than is "cuttla"
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 16:07 - Jul 19 with 511 viewsLesta_Tractor

"Off of" and them instead of those

People who don't know what i.e and e.g. mean and use them incorrectly

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 16:13 - Jul 19 with 506 viewsiamatractorboy

The recent phenomenon of saying/writing 'between X to Y'. No you fools, 'between X AND Y' (or 'FROM X to Y').

I've seen this on not just emails/casual correspondence, but also official stuff like roadsigns, literature/flyers from national brands etc.

Oh and that reminds me, using 'phenomena' when you mean 'phenomenon'. Actually, any misuse of plurals, which tend to not have a letter 's' at the end (which is perhaps understandable). For example, 'Media' is the plural of medium.

(Edited for typo... inevitable when writing something like this!)
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 16:36 - Jul 19 with 464 viewsMattinLondon

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:50 - Jul 19 by bluelagos

Grammar Nazis. Though probably not the thread for it tbf


But right though - I understand the need for correct grammar for legal documents etc but on the Internet? Who cares…well apart from the pedants on here.
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 16:55 - Jul 19 with 423 viewsnoggin

Stop the boats. There living in 5 star hotels and taking are jobs.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 17:03 - Jul 19 with 406 viewsRIPbobby

I no wat u meen bruv. Bad aint it. Me fink u need sommer this...

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 17:10 - Jul 19 with 398 viewsMeadowlark

"hence why" seems to be cropping up more and more often, along with other tautologies such as "return back," and "delete out."

People who think it is correct to always use "I" instead of "me," perhaps because they think it sounds posh?

To figure out whether to use "I" or "me" in a compound sentence (like "John and I" or "John and me"), temporarily remove the other person or persons from the sentence. Then, see if the remaining part of the sentence makes sense with either "I" or "me".
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 17:13 - Jul 19 with 395 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:26 - Jul 19 by Kropotkin123

I personally think English spelling is stupid and incorrect. Not the people spelling.

You complain about people spelling 'lose' incorrectly, when we spell another u: word like this 'choose'.

Come on you 'blose'? Nope, 'blues'.
Hurt yourself and got a brose? Nope, 'bruise'.
Grateful for lifesaving fire crose? Nope, crews.
Mose? Muse
Cose? Coups

Probably more. English is spelt wrong and that annoys me more than someone making a mistake.


This is true but I do still find grammar important and interesting. Probs not as annoying as I once did.

This thread has lead to some interesting ones.

I recall a teacher asking us how to pronounce "ough" in English and then applying it to various words like though, bought, tough, plough, etc.

I also find the trend towards acronyms a bit much. Its fine with ones that are clear like IIRC, but they're were a couple of random ones in a thread the other day that I had to Google in order to find what they meant.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 17:42 - Jul 19 with 368 viewsnoggin

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 17:10 - Jul 19 by Meadowlark

"hence why" seems to be cropping up more and more often, along with other tautologies such as "return back," and "delete out."

People who think it is correct to always use "I" instead of "me," perhaps because they think it sounds posh?

To figure out whether to use "I" or "me" in a compound sentence (like "John and I" or "John and me"), temporarily remove the other person or persons from the sentence. Then, see if the remaining part of the sentence makes sense with either "I" or "me".


"You've never won fk all"

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 17:58 - Jul 19 with 340 viewsiamatractorboy

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 17:10 - Jul 19 by Meadowlark

"hence why" seems to be cropping up more and more often, along with other tautologies such as "return back," and "delete out."

People who think it is correct to always use "I" instead of "me," perhaps because they think it sounds posh?

To figure out whether to use "I" or "me" in a compound sentence (like "John and I" or "John and me"), temporarily remove the other person or persons from the sentence. Then, see if the remaining part of the sentence makes sense with either "I" or "me".


Yes, it's overcorrection from using 'John and me' incorrectly, without realising that 'I' should be used for the subject and not the object ('me').
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 18:51 - Jul 19 with 297 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Nobody ha's yet mentioned the ubiquitou's misuse of possessive apostrophe's.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 18:58 - Jul 19 with 269 viewsredrickstuhaart

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 15:22 - Jul 19 by wischip

Aks instead of Ask.
What is so difficult about saying the word 'Ask' properly, it's 3 letters.


Indeed.

"arx" and "texes".

As if the word texts does not exist and we had to come up with a new form of the word to deal with the modern world...
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 19:18 - Jul 19 with 248 viewsIndependentlyBlue

Grammar

The difference between knowing your sh*t

and knowing you’re sh*t

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 19:40 - Jul 19 with 227 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Bare with me...

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 20:25 - Jul 19 with 186 viewsiamatractorboy

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 18:58 - Jul 19 by redrickstuhaart

Indeed.

"arx" and "texes".

As if the word texts does not exist and we had to come up with a new form of the word to deal with the modern world...


Yep. Some say 'text' but imagine that actually means 'texed', hence 'texes'. Weird.
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 20:31 - Jul 19 with 182 viewsreuser6

My 7 year old told me the other he was having a piece of quiet instead of peace and quiet. Can't help but think that it works just as well!
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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 20:34 - Jul 19 with 177 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Tow the line...

"He was a shoe in".

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 21:23 - Jul 19 with 129 viewsemergencylime

Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 14:43 - Jul 19 by vinceg

So I was like….

Go on then, what were you similar to?


He turned around and said...

So I turned around and said...

I can't remember which comedian did a skit about getting dizzy.

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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 21:28 - Jul 19 with 125 viewsemergencylime

RobWords on YT interviewed the Eggcorns chap:


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Pet hates with grammar and 'eggcorns'/malapropisms on 21:40 - Jul 19 with 107 viewslowhouseblue

'lived experience'.

'lived' adds absolutely nothing to 'experience'. it's just duplication. 'experience' already means personal and practical contact with and observation of facts or events.

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