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Ryanair toilet paper. 08:06 - Sep 15 with 1517 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Feck it's small to be sure!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:12 - Sep 15 with 1476 viewsChurchman

I’ve never used the the thunderbox on a Ryanair flight. Never had the courage so I salute you - or pity your desperation.
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:13 - Sep 15 with 1467 viewsSwansea_Blue

Small or far away?

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Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:18 - Sep 15 with 1448 viewstazdac

Do they charge by the sheet? :o)
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:54 - Sep 15 with 1334 viewsBloomBlue

That's why you try and get one of those free newspapers at the airport before getting on a Ryanair flight
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:55 - Sep 15 with 1325 viewsSwansea_Blue

Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:54 - Sep 15 by BloomBlue

That's why you try and get one of those free newspapers at the airport before getting on a Ryanair flight


The Pink Un?

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Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:57 - Sep 15 with 1325 viewsbluelagos

Off anywhere nice Bankster?

Last I flew Ryanair was for the Hellsenbourgs match. Fckers marketed it as a flight to Copenhagen and flew us to Malmo which is in a different country ffs. Then had a bus ride to Copenhagen across the bridge that goes under the sea.

Wasn't the only one who only realised on the plane.

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Ryanair toilet paper. on 09:10 - Sep 15 with 1295 viewsChurchman

Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:57 - Sep 15 by bluelagos

Off anywhere nice Bankster?

Last I flew Ryanair was for the Hellsenbourgs match. Fckers marketed it as a flight to Copenhagen and flew us to Malmo which is in a different country ffs. Then had a bus ride to Copenhagen across the bridge that goes under the sea.

Wasn't the only one who only realised on the plane.


A friend of mine was last on a Ryanair flight and the only seat left was one with a small lake of vomit on it. She was told by the sour looking stewardess ‘that’s the only seat, take it or you’ll be bumped off and won’t get a refund.’ The airport newspaper was deployed.

I think they, like EasyJet, allocate seats now, thank goodness.
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 09:53 - Sep 15 with 1170 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

We've arrived at our destination so I have been able to measure a sheet, it's 67 ×75 mm. Furthermore the flush didn't work!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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Ryanair toilet paper. on 09:55 - Sep 15 with 1158 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:13 - Sep 15 by Swansea_Blue

Small or far away?


Having not slept all night I did think I might have been tripping but it seems not.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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Ryanair toilet paper. on 09:57 - Sep 15 with 1160 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:57 - Sep 15 by bluelagos

Off anywhere nice Bankster?

Last I flew Ryanair was for the Hellsenbourgs match. Fckers marketed it as a flight to Copenhagen and flew us to Malmo which is in a different country ffs. Then had a bus ride to Copenhagen across the bridge that goes under the sea.

Wasn't the only one who only realised on the plane.


We decided that we needed sun, sea and surf after 2 years without a break so are freshly arrived in Leitrim, just don't tell you know who!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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Ryanair toilet paper. on 10:28 - Sep 15 with 1008 viewsStockholmBlue

Do they charge extra per unit?

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Ryanair toilet paper. on 10:29 - Sep 15 with 999 viewsGuthrum

Ryanair toilet paper. on 09:10 - Sep 15 by Churchman

A friend of mine was last on a Ryanair flight and the only seat left was one with a small lake of vomit on it. She was told by the sour looking stewardess ‘that’s the only seat, take it or you’ll be bumped off and won’t get a refund.’ The airport newspaper was deployed.

I think they, like EasyJet, allocate seats now, thank goodness.


Yes, they do - fortunately. Tho charge extra for the privilege (of course).

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Ryanair toilet paper. on 10:30 - Sep 15 with 998 viewsleitrimblue

Ryanair toilet paper. on 09:57 - Sep 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

We decided that we needed sun, sea and surf after 2 years without a break so are freshly arrived in Leitrim, just don't tell you know who!


I'm on to yer..
Unfortunately I'm working down in Co Galway this week. But I may pop back to sunny Leitrim now
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 11:44 - Sep 15 with 832 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Ryanair toilet paper. on 10:30 - Sep 15 by leitrimblue

I'm on to yer..
Unfortunately I'm working down in Co Galway this week. But I may pop back to sunny Leitrim now


Helen says the sun is shining in Leitrim and she has a big blim. We're only here til Thursday but Helen might be inviting your better half over tomorrow night for a long overdue drink so I'm told.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 11:55 - Sep 15 with 786 viewsleitrimblue

Ryanair toilet paper. on 11:44 - Sep 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

Helen says the sun is shining in Leitrim and she has a big blim. We're only here til Thursday but Helen might be inviting your better half over tomorrow night for a long overdue drink so I'm told.


The sun always shines in Leitrim...

Cool, hopefully we can meet up then.

I'm down in Co Galway watching lads laying pipes through the site of the battle of Aughrim. 'High risk of disarticulated human remains' apparently.

Depends on their excavation schedule wether I drive home or get a hotel down here for night. At the moment looks like I'm gonna come home this afternoon an drive back in the morning. Hopefully can make it back tomorrow evening too.
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 12:05 - Sep 15 with 719 viewswischip

Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:18 - Sep 15 by tazdac

Do they charge by the sheet? :o)


Did you mean 'sheet' or is that a typo ?
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Ryanair toilet paper. on 12:26 - Sep 15 with 635 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Ryanair toilet paper. on 09:53 - Sep 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

We've arrived at our destination so I have been able to measure a sheet, it's 67 ×75 mm. Furthermore the flush didn't work!


I’ll do an EasyJet toilet paper square comparison in a couple of weeks time Carol.
Longish flight so might well be tempted to pack a roll in the hand luggage 👍

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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