Nothing inflammatory, please, but thought it might be fun to come up with titles and chapter subtitles for the imaginary book.
I came up with a few ideas chapter, and I'll add the other suggestions from the 'Site Abuse' thread asap, but I reckon we could come up with some classic, funny, good-natured memories that would lighten the mood on here.
Feel free to contribute!
Title : Those Were The Best of Days, Those Were The Worst of Days. But They Were All Very Long Days / Just When Were Those Days? / Ham or Cheese? / Those Were The Days: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow / The Silence of The Hams
Chapter Subtitles:
Joe Royle Ruined My Wedding
Old Git's Training Ground Espionage
Flying Cars, Missing Trainers and Where to Buy a Suit
Ham Sandwiches for Foxes
The Roy Keane Ringtone Affair
Hobnobbing with The Players
What's Your Favourite Cheese, Mick?
How To Tame a Toddler's Tantrum: Kindergarten 101
Birth of the Banhammer
Paul Lambert's Banhammer & the Fanpire Strikes Back
Lief Davis, Draught Excluder
Phil's Friday Poo (could also be a contender for the book title)
The Rise and Fall of Frimmers
The Fall and Rise of Frimmers
How To Survive Social Media
Fishers/Sittersgate [Post edited 21 Sep 18:40]
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