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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC 18:39 - Sep 28 with 1342 viewsSwansea_Blue

by some poor Amazon employee working at 6.30 on a Sunday evening.

I assume this is the membership gift. Being an elite ubber-supporter, I got the title-winning ball from 60/61 when we beat Villa at FPR signed by Ramsey and the boys and the Villa players. They’ve done a great job of matching rewards to fans, as my dad and family on his side have always been Villa fans.

The only other ubber-supporter I’m aware of is Keno, and the club out did themselves again. Knowing he was a bit admirer of Penny, they only sent him some underwear. I’m not sure Matt Penney‘s jockstrap is quite what he hoped for, but it’s the thought that counts.

What did you peasants get?


(Only 1 part of this post is true, sadly)


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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 20:05 - Sep 28 with 1099 viewsRyorry

If it’s supposed to be delivered by Shameazon, it’ll be chucked into a garden two miles away and I’ll never get it :(

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I got Sam Morsy. (n/t) on 20:15 - Sep 28 with 1072 viewsBloots


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I got Sam Morsy. (n/t) on 20:17 - Sep 28 with 1062 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

I got Sam Morsy. (n/t) on 20:15 - Sep 28 by Bloots



Then who the hell has just rocked up on my doorstep?!
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I got Sam Morsy. (n/t) on 20:23 - Sep 28 with 1021 viewsSwansea_Blue

I got Sam Morsy. (n/t) on 20:17 - Sep 28 by DropCliffsNotBombs

Then who the hell has just rocked up on my doorstep?!


Jonathan Douglas probably if he’s this late

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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 22:48 - Sep 28 with 775 viewsNthsuffolkblue

As an ubber fan are you missing an r or gaining an extra b?

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I got Sam Morsy. (n/t) on 23:00 - Sep 28 with 736 viewsNthsuffolkblue

I got Sam Morsy. (n/t) on 20:23 - Sep 28 by Swansea_Blue

Jonathan Douglas probably if he’s this late


Mine still hasn't arrived ... I must be getting Batistuta!

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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 23:15 - Sep 28 with 686 viewsSmoresy

Mine was sent over the garden fence yesterday afternoon during the footy and hasn't been brought inside yet.
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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 07:57 - Sep 29 with 467 viewsKeno

**ahem**

I got
2 litres of Mark Ashton cooking oil, together with a bottle that seems to have nothing in it but is labelled "Oxygen"
A tuft of George Hirsts blonde hair in a heart shaped locket with 'this is what I do' engraved in it
A special stained edition "I took Penny up the back of the Churchman's' T-shirt
A biro in a wooden case with a post it note sating "Kieran signed his contract with this'
A pre print edition of the 2027/28 'How Ipswich won the Champions League' book signed by all the team and with the foreward by so guy called Phillip Ham

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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 08:23 - Sep 29 with 395 viewsSwansea_Blue

How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 22:48 - Sep 28 by Nthsuffolkblue

As an ubber fan are you missing an r or gaining an extra b?


Sorry, that should have been an uber-fan. Apparently there’s a white 2012 Nissan Primera on it’s way to me too.

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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 08:41 - Sep 29 with 338 viewsKeno

How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 08:23 - Sep 29 by Swansea_Blue

Sorry, that should have been an uber-fan. Apparently there’s a white 2012 Nissan Primera on it’s way to me too.


Last week I thought the second coming was happening

I had a uber update saying “Jesus is arriving in a ford focus”

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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 08:52 - Sep 29 with 292 viewsSwansea_Blue

How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 08:41 - Sep 29 by Keno

Last week I thought the second coming was happening

I had a uber update saying “Jesus is arriving in a ford focus”


lol. At least he’s keeping up with the times

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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 09:03 - Sep 29 with 249 viewsKeno

How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 08:52 - Sep 29 by Swansea_Blue

lol. At least he’s keeping up with the times


In fairness I would have expected him in Tesla

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How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 09:12 - Sep 29 with 220 viewsCafe_Newman

How exciting, I’ve just had a delivery from ITFC on 09:03 - Sep 29 by Keno

In fairness I would have expected him in Tesla


I'd have thought Jesus would be driving Jens Cajuste.
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