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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football 23:16 - Jan 18 with 374 viewsFrimleyBlue

If you had the opportunity for 1 season. What extreme rule would you bring into football for one season just to see what effect it would have.


Mine. A 0-0 draw results in both sides losing a point - Imagine the carnage in the final 5 minutes.

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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:25 - Jan 18 with 329 viewsCafe_Newman

The death penalty for simulation.
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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:31 - Jan 18 with 312 viewsFBI

Each team can play their joker at any time and bring on an extra outfield player - the twist being that their goalkeeper isn't allowed to use his hands for the rest of the game.

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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:48 - Jan 18 with 263 viewsParisBlue

Instead of penalties, the game should be decided by squid games type of contests.

(I realise this could cause problems with player availability for future games)

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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:55 - Jan 18 with 249 viewsgosblue

Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:31 - Jan 18 by FBI

Each team can play their joker at any time and bring on an extra outfield player - the twist being that their goalkeeper isn't allowed to use his hands for the rest of the game.


All players caught wrestling at corners have to leave the pitch and sit on the naughty step for 5 minutes.
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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:58 - Jan 18 with 244 viewsashtonscoffeecup

If any manager or player says the word "listen" before he answers a question that has been directly put to them, then they forfeit the game.
Bugs the life out of me that "listen" has become something that people say before answering a question. Person X is stood in front of you, and has asked a question, they are listening to you without being told to do so. So rude.

I've over thought this, haven't I
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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 00:01 - Jan 19 with 240 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:25 - Jan 18 by Cafe_Newman

The death penalty for simulation.


I would go with whatever body part they simulate having been injured has to be subjected to a real life version of that injury.

"Oh, elbowed in the face, were you? Did it feel like THIS?!?!?!!"

No. I don't have anger issues.....

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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 00:05 - Jan 19 with 231 viewsCafe_Newman

Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 00:01 - Jan 19 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I would go with whatever body part they simulate having been injured has to be subjected to a real life version of that injury.

"Oh, elbowed in the face, were you? Did it feel like THIS?!?!?!!"

No. I don't have anger issues.....


I'm fine with that if it precedes the death penalty.
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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 00:20 - Jan 19 with 204 viewsTheBlueGnu

An additional point if Nigel Havers or Paul Henry appear on the pitch at any time during a game

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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 01:29 - Jan 19 with 168 viewsArnoldMoorhen

High powered fire hose on each touchline level with the edge of the penalty area, so four in total.

Any player can go off the pitch and operate the hose instead at any time.

An attacker could aim it at the goalkeeper, as their team mate goes through one on one with the keeper.

Imagine the fun at a penalty shootout if each team had a man on a hose!

It would come into its own in FA Cup giant killing scenarios, where non-League teams could stick their part-time firefighter on hose duty, and take out Haaland every time he gets a sniff.
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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 01:33 - Jan 19 with 159 viewsLuciBlue

Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 23:58 - Jan 18 by ashtonscoffeecup

If any manager or player says the word "listen" before he answers a question that has been directly put to them, then they forfeit the game.
Bugs the life out of me that "listen" has become something that people say before answering a question. Person X is stood in front of you, and has asked a question, they are listening to you without being told to do so. So rude.

I've over thought this, haven't I


Read, I think you've over thought this.

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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 04:34 - Jan 19 with 78 viewsArchiRob

Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 01:29 - Jan 19 by ArnoldMoorhen

High powered fire hose on each touchline level with the edge of the penalty area, so four in total.

Any player can go off the pitch and operate the hose instead at any time.

An attacker could aim it at the goalkeeper, as their team mate goes through one on one with the keeper.

Imagine the fun at a penalty shootout if each team had a man on a hose!

It would come into its own in FA Cup giant killing scenarios, where non-League teams could stick their part-time firefighter on hose duty, and take out Haaland every time he gets a sniff.


I suspect you may have seen a few episodes of "its a knockout"

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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 06:16 - Jan 19 with 27 viewsWeWereZombies

Anytime there is a break in play, injury being treated etc,. one of the players standing around is offered a microphone connected to the stadium Tannoy and shown what Frimmers has posted about them on the TWTD forum. They can then dissect and correct the post so that the crowd is educated about what really goes on at football...

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Bringing in a new extreme rule into football on 06:32 - Jan 19 with 3 viewsChurchman

I’d get rid of red and yellow cards.

The Ref and Lino’s get Tazers instead. Serious foul play? Wallop. Diving, time wasting and cheating - zzzz and free perm time. Stealing yards for a throw in - bang.

I’d also issue tazers to the mascots. They can patrol the edge of the pitch and any dismal coward of a supporter throwing abuse towards one of our players gets a few 100 volts. Any supporter not dishing it up to the opposition like the Blackburn ex-scum bloke got on Saturday, also gets a dose.

Discipline on and off the pitch: sorted!
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