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Monster Raving Looney Party 07:43 - Jan 27 with 836 viewsKeno

Remember when these guys were the madness looniest bunch in politics, this were the days!

http://www.loonyparty.com


Their last manicfesto included

Immigration..We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in.

M.O.T….The MOT is an annual test to ensure that your car is roadworthy. We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy.

Foreign Policy…Once in Government, we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one!

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Monster Raving Looney Party on 07:48 - Jan 27 with 813 viewsblueislander

Did anyone else see Screaming Lord Sutch perform? He fronted a very good rock band.
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Monster Raving Looney Party on 08:32 - Jan 27 with 705 viewsParisBlue

I recall a by-election in Stoke where the manifesto included populating the Trent with piranhas to make fishing more interesting.

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Monster Raving Looney Party on 08:54 - Jan 27 with 637 viewsEdwardStone

They also wanted a full Inquiry as to why there was only one Monopolies Commission

And they wanted the push button on pelican crossings lowered so that pelicans could reach them..... when did you last see a pelican using a pelican crossing?
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Monster Raving Looney Party on 09:05 - Jan 27 with 622 viewsKeno

Monster Raving Looney Party on 08:32 - Jan 27 by ParisBlue

I recall a by-election in Stoke where the manifesto included populating the Trent with piranhas to make fishing more interesting.


But would they be able to perform on a cold Tuesday night

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Monster Raving Looney Party on 11:04 - Jan 27 with 500 viewsfarkenhell

True story - I remember when the Liberal party formed an alliance with the Social Democratic party and became the Social Democrat/Liberal Alliance to much fanfare at the time (they later merged into a single Lib Dems party).

Not to be outdone, the Monster Raving Loony party proudly announced its own alliance with the Green Chicken party and, for a short while, they stood together as the Monster Raving Loony/Green Chicken Alliance. Until they fell out.
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Monster Raving Looney Party on 11:06 - Jan 27 with 492 viewsGuthrum

Monster Raving Looney Party on 07:48 - Jan 27 by blueislander

Did anyone else see Screaming Lord Sutch perform? He fronted a very good rock band.


His usual guitarist in the early days being one Richie Blackmore. Wonder what happened to him?

Sadly, I never saw him play.

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Monster Raving Looney Party on 11:10 - Jan 27 with 483 viewsSwansea_Blue

Monster Raving Looney Party on 08:54 - Jan 27 by EdwardStone

They also wanted a full Inquiry as to why there was only one Monopolies Commission

And they wanted the push button on pelican crossings lowered so that pelicans could reach them..... when did you last see a pelican using a pelican crossing?


That sounds a lot more sensible than some of our more mainstream parties. Didn't Lord Buckethead stand under the MRLP banner? A few of his good ones:

Shepard's pies required to contain at least 10% shepard
Giving money to the Royal Astronomical Society to rename Uranus to something less embarrassing
Isaac Newton's laws of gravity to be negotiated

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Monster Raving Looney Party on 12:13 - Jan 27 with 402 viewsWeWereZombies

Monster Raving Looney Party on 11:06 - Jan 27 by Guthrum

His usual guitarist in the early days being one Richie Blackmore. Wonder what happened to him?

Sadly, I never saw him play.


Yes, sadly I never saw Screaming Lord Sutch or the more mainstream Deep Purple and Rainbow perform but Blackmore's guitar roadie, Dave, fetched up on Skye a few years back. The tales he had, including being with Blackmore on arrival at Moscow airport some years ago and State TV seeking an interview which the temperamental guitarist wasn't going to give so Dave had to address the millions of the Russian state.

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Monster Raving Looney Party on 12:24 - Jan 27 with 387 viewsTheBlueGnu

I'm joining the MRLP and intend to push forward for a bill to only permit persons with the initials N H to be allowed into Claydon.

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