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Our useless recruitment team 00:32 - Feb 4 with 1038 viewsIPS_wich

What we should have done is try and sign the Championship Golden Boot winner from last year...oh wait we did try!!

Forget that, maybe go back a year and sign the Golden Boot winner from the season before...oh, hang on, we did that and have just loaned him out.

OK, maybe someone hungry to regain the Golden Boot, let's go back a couple of seasons...damn, he's sitting on our bench.

Just look at our team, where are the goals coming from, we've only got the second top scorer, three players in the top 20 goalscorers and between them they've only scored 29 goals.

Compare that to top scorers Coventry who have three players on 30 between them, Hull, Wrexham and Derby who have two players in the top 20, Boro who have one player in the top 20, Millwall, Watford and Preston who have none in the top 20.

Our recruitment team sucks, why are they not trying to bring in a proven goalscorers. How are we supposed to compete with these sides at the top with our lack of firepower???
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Our useless recruitment team on 06:26 - Feb 4 with 738 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Is this one of those whoosh posts?!

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Our useless recruitment team on 06:54 - Feb 4 with 668 viewsgosblue

Most on here won't get the sarcasm.
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Our useless recruitment team on 07:21 - Feb 4 with 562 viewsDubtractor

Our useless recruitment team on 06:54 - Feb 4 by gosblue

Most on here won't get the sarcasm.


I get the sarcasm, I just think it is a pretty crap and divisive post.

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Our useless recruitment team on 07:25 - Feb 4 with 536 viewsportmanking

One could argue that Szmodics and Akpom are anything but 'proven' goalscorers. No more so than Daryl Murphy was, anyhow. They had one huge purple patch and have failed to back it up in subsequent seasons. Is that progressive recruitment?
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Our useless recruitment team on 07:47 - Feb 4 with 416 viewsMattinLondon

Our useless recruitment team on 07:21 - Feb 4 by Dubtractor

I get the sarcasm, I just think it is a pretty crap and divisive post.


It sounded good but was sadly too predictable, a bit slow in places and failed to hit the target…a bit like our strikers.

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Our useless recruitment team on 08:15 - Feb 4 with 254 viewsWhos_blue


Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Our useless recruitment team on 08:21 - Feb 4 with 212 viewsGuthrum

Our useless recruitment team on 07:25 - Feb 4 by portmanking

One could argue that Szmodics and Akpom are anything but 'proven' goalscorers. No more so than Daryl Murphy was, anyhow. They had one huge purple patch and have failed to back it up in subsequent seasons. Is that progressive recruitment?


Under the circumstances - in which we were the upstart underdog attepting to achieve the almost impossible - then hoovering up much of the Champ-level talent available to us (given good, fit and in form Prem forwards weren't interested in joining a relegation candidate) was not a bad policy. Considering we got Clarke and Philogene at the same time, a 50% success rate is none too shabby in football.

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Our useless recruitment team on 08:26 - Feb 4 with 186 viewsMaccaisgod

100% agree with this post.
Some of our fans seem to think if you spend 25 .million on a striker all will be solved, it wont, it not the players its our tempo and lack of ball speed in the final third.
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Our useless recruitment team on 08:26 - Feb 4 with 184 viewsCafe_Newman

Content:
It's workable but there's too much. Keep it snappy.

Delivery:
The timing is wrong. You're speaking to an emotional audience. Don't divide them further.

Advice:
Try adding a few smilies to condition your audience to your style until they know you.
Don't give up your day job yet.

EDIT:
Have an uppy for your efforts and some flowers.
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