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Water cremation 16:21 - Mar 2 with 783 viewsgtsb1966

Got to admit this is a new one on me. Up until now I had never heard of it. I think I would choose that as my option if it was ever legal in England.
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Water cremation on 16:24 - Mar 2 with 753 viewsBenters

Something to look forward to I guess.😂

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Water cremation on 16:27 - Mar 2 with 737 viewsEJP

Water cremation on 16:24 - Mar 2 by Benters

Something to look forward to I guess.😂


If only we knew of someone with a ready supply of water butts ...
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Water cremation on 16:34 - Mar 2 with 698 viewsJ2BLUE

Buried, burned or boiled.

What a choice.

Truly impaired.
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Water cremation on 16:38 - Mar 2 with 678 viewsBenters

Water cremation on 16:27 - Mar 2 by EJP

If only we knew of someone with a ready supply of water butts ...


I thought of that after I wrote the reply.

I’ve just finished Breaking Bad they liked a good butt on there!

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Water cremation on 16:41 - Mar 2 with 660 viewsBenters

Water cremation on 16:34 - Mar 2 by J2BLUE

Buried, burned or boiled.

What a choice.


Indeed but what’s the best way of getting on ‘Time Team’ ?

Bones or ash?

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Water cremation on 16:48 - Mar 2 with 628 viewswischip

Do you have the option of Speedos & goggles or does it have to be 'Au naturel' ?
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Water cremation on 16:51 - Mar 2 with 620 viewsEdwardStone

When I was just a little kiddie my Dad flushed a dead pet goldfish down the lavvy as a cheap and simple disposal

He said it was a kind of burial at sea

Not liquid cremation
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Water cremation on 16:58 - Mar 2 with 601 viewsChurchman

Water cremation on 16:34 - Mar 2 by J2BLUE

Buried, burned or boiled.

What a choice.


There’s always leaving your body for medical science. Give the medical students a good laugh anyway.

Then there’s the wicker casket leave you in the forest job. Makes the wildlife happy.

What about that Demolition Man style one? Sort of frozen until they find a cure, or in his case unfreeze to catch Wesley Snipes.

Feeding to the pigs like that bloke in Hannibal. They’ll eat the lot!

Acid - I seem to remember some murderer years ago did that in his bath.

So loads of choices in other words. It’s not all doom and gloom, you know.
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Water cremation on 17:27 - Mar 2 with 536 viewsDJR

I'm holding off dying until sky burials become available.

"Sky burial is a funeral practice in which a corpse is placed on a mountaintop to decompose while exposed to the elements, or to be eaten by scavenging animals, especially crows, vultures, bears and jackals."

I am sure if my body were left in my garden, the foxes, mice, rats, crows and hawks would have a field day.
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Water cremation on 17:47 - Mar 2 with 469 viewsBloomBlue

I've seen a few dead things in the River Orwell, but seeing bodies floating down it, heading out towards the sea will be different.

I wonder if they will offer the Viking goodbye as a optional extra. Body on a raft and people firing burning arrows from the Shotley Peninsula at it?
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Water cremation on 17:59 - Mar 2 with 448 viewsChurchman

Water cremation on 17:27 - Mar 2 by DJR

I'm holding off dying until sky burials become available.

"Sky burial is a funeral practice in which a corpse is placed on a mountaintop to decompose while exposed to the elements, or to be eaten by scavenging animals, especially crows, vultures, bears and jackals."

I am sure if my body were left in my garden, the foxes, mice, rats, crows and hawks would have a field day.
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But why should the foxes, mice, rats, crows and hawks miss out on dinner? Seems to be a bit of prejudice going on there to me.
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Water cremation on 18:01 - Mar 2 with 440 viewsbazza

Water cremation on 16:34 - Mar 2 by J2BLUE

Buried, burned or boiled.

What a choice.


Like with ashes, instead of an urn, you get a lava lamp.
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Water cremation on 18:11 - Mar 2 with 411 viewsleitrimblue

Water cremation on 17:27 - Mar 2 by DJR

I'm holding off dying until sky burials become available.

"Sky burial is a funeral practice in which a corpse is placed on a mountaintop to decompose while exposed to the elements, or to be eaten by scavenging animals, especially crows, vultures, bears and jackals."

I am sure if my body were left in my garden, the foxes, mice, rats, crows and hawks would have a field day.
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Yer 6000 years to young, a similar practice of excarnation was carried out in the UK during the neolithic
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Water cremation on 18:12 - Mar 2 with 400 viewsleitrimblue

Water cremation on 16:41 - Mar 2 by Benters

Indeed but what’s the best way of getting on ‘Time Team’ ?

Bones or ash?


I reckon bones is yer best bet
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Water cremation on 18:43 - Mar 2 with 329 viewsBenters

Water cremation on 18:12 - Mar 2 by leitrimblue

I reckon bones is yer best bet


Yeah they like a nice set of bones on there Patrick.

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Water cremation on 19:02 - Mar 2 with 290 viewsGuthrum

Water cremation on 17:27 - Mar 2 by DJR

I'm holding off dying until sky burials become available.

"Sky burial is a funeral practice in which a corpse is placed on a mountaintop to decompose while exposed to the elements, or to be eaten by scavenging animals, especially crows, vultures, bears and jackals."

I am sure if my body were left in my garden, the foxes, mice, rats, crows and hawks would have a field day.
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I've always fancied that, followed by the bones being put into some kind of barrow* on a hilltop.




* Long or round, not wheel.

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Water cremation on 19:32 - Mar 2 with 216 viewsstonojnr

Bless the maker and his water
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Water cremation on 19:48 - Mar 2 with 177 viewsLevelTheLand

Has no one said water way to go, yet?
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