| A guy walks into a bar... 22:09 - Aug 29 with 1915 views | SitfcB |
.....around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked up at him and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The guy says, "You know what, I bet he will."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The guy placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!“
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the guy saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money.“
The guy replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The guy took the money 🤣 |  |
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| A guy walks into a bar... on 22:15 - Aug 29 with 1864 views | Blue_Order |
The mid-90’s called, it wants it’s joke back. |  | | |
| A guy walks into a bar... on 22:21 - Aug 29 with 1829 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Bring it up to date, replace "Blonde" with "Lambert Inner" |  |
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| A guy walks into a bar... on 23:24 - Aug 29 with 1704 views | SitfcB |
| A guy walks into a bar... on 22:15 - Aug 29 by Blue_Order |
The mid-90’s called, it wants it’s joke back. |
I couldn’t read in the mid-90’s  | |
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| A guy walks into a bar... on 23:49 - Aug 29 with 1669 views | factual_blue |
| A guy walks into a bar... on 23:24 - Aug 29 by SitfcB |
I couldn’t read in the mid-90’s |
Plus ça change.... |  |
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| A guy walks into a bar... on 00:03 - Aug 30 with 1638 views | Marshalls_Mullet |
He didn't jump, he dived.
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| A guy walks into a bar... on 08:36 - Aug 30 with 1355 views | IpswichBoyBlue |
Made me smile. Not laugh, but smile.  |  | | |
| A guy walks into a bar... on 09:52 - Aug 30 with 1200 views | factual_blue |
| A guy walks into a bar... on 22:21 - Aug 29 by Ewan_Oozami |
Bring it up to date, replace "Blonde" with "Lambert Inner" |
He should replace 'blond' with 'black guy', and reflect upon what an unpleasant thing he's actually posted. | |
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| A guy walks into a bar... on 11:03 - Aug 30 with 1078 views | jaykay |
although it was copied and pasted , should have changed the $ sign to a £ sign |  |
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| A guy walks into a bar... on 12:48 - Aug 30 with 991 views | WeWereZombies |
| A guy walks into a bar... on 11:03 - Aug 30 by jaykay |
although it was copied and pasted , should have changed the $ sign to a £ sign |
Although you would then have to change the 'guy' to bloke and 'bar' to pub.
And 'blonde' to Chris Grayling... |  |
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