If you were left alone in a room with Matt Hancock, what would you do? 13:13 - Sep 19 with 557 views

If you were left alone in a room with Matt Hancock, what would you do?

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If you were left alone in a room with Matt Hancock, what would you do? on 13:21 - Sep 19 with 529 views

I'd shake his hand and act like a friend. Then hope he said something incriminating as my phone recorded the conversation.

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If you were left alone in a room with Matt Hancock, what would you do? on 13:24 - Sep 19 with 518 views

Disappointed that a knee in the nuts was not an option.
I will abstain.

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If you were left alone in a room with Matt Hancock, what would you do? on 13:26 - Sep 19 with 506 views

Where's the "not go anywhere near any building containing any members of this sh1teshower government" option please?


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If you were left alone in a room with Matt Hancock, what would you do? on 13:36 - Sep 19 with 483 views

Options are too limited.

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If you were left alone in a room with Matt Hancock, what would you do? on 13:59 - Sep 19 with 452 views

You could ask Erwin SchrÃ¶dinger, but he would not know.

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If you were left alone in a room with Matt Hancock, what would you do? on 14:00 - Sep 19 with 448 views

Secure the room and leave, double-locking the door after me.

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