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Gallows humour.... 10:51 - Oct 12 with 891 viewsBloots

....I was chatting to my elderly neighbour at the weekend.

When I enquired about her family, she told me that her daughter in law had tested positive for the rona.

I asked if she was OK and she replied by saying:

"Oooh she's riddled with it"

I keep giggling to myself about it.

Am I a bad man?

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Gallows humour.... on 10:59 - Oct 12 with 826 viewsBlueBadger

Once had a gentleman refuse further(increasingly unpleasant) life-saving treatment on the grounds that he'd had a long, happy life and was b*ggered if he was going to end it in an uncomfortable, undignified fashion.
His final comment at the end of the discussion to me and the attending registrar was 'now, can you two f*ck off, I need to read the final chapter of this bloody book before I shuffle off'.
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You undoubtedly are a bad man on 13:06 - Oct 12 with 646 viewsfactual_blue

....but not because you giggled at that.

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Gallows humour.... on 13:44 - Oct 12 with 572 viewsNthQldITFC

Gallows humour.... on 10:59 - Oct 12 by BlueBadger

Once had a gentleman refuse further(increasingly unpleasant) life-saving treatment on the grounds that he'd had a long, happy life and was b*ggered if he was going to end it in an uncomfortable, undignified fashion.
His final comment at the end of the discussion to me and the attending registrar was 'now, can you two f*ck off, I need to read the final chapter of this bloody book before I shuffle off'.
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Magnificent. I hope you f*cked off with a smile on your face.

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Gallows humour.... on 13:51 - Oct 12 with 558 viewsBlueBadger

Gallows humour.... on 13:44 - Oct 12 by NthQldITFC

Magnificent. I hope you f*cked off with a smile on your face.


Put a smile on the face of his family as well. His daughter, visiting later when I was called to the ward again about him by the incoming nightshift(because something hadn't been handed over properly and Forms Had Not Been Filled In) remarked with a chuckle 'I see the stubborn old b*gger's going out the way he's lived then'.

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Gallows humour.... on 14:23 - Oct 12 with 508 viewsRyorry

Serious reply - black comedy can be a big crutch in helping to get through bad times - lots of it around in WW2 I believe, and some of the best literature makes it a feature - Brecht (esp 'Mother Courage'), Laurence Sterne (Tristram Shandy), Oscar Wilde, Alfred Jarry (Ubu Roi).

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