| Prince Philip Jokes, Gaffes & One Liners. 21:00 - Apr 9 with 1310 views | Enigma_Blue |
I will kick off with
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife". |  | | |  |
| Prince Philip Jokes, Gaffes & One Liners. on 21:12 - Apr 9 with 1238 views | ronnyd |
Did he ever have to open a car door himself?  | | | |
| Prince Philip Jokes, Gaffes & One Liners. on 21:40 - Apr 9 with 1145 views | Vic |
‘ If you stay here much longer you’ll go back with silty eyes’ - to a student in China. |  |
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| Prince Philip Jokes, Gaffes & One Liners. on 21:43 - Apr 9 with 1130 views | Enigma_Blue |
| Prince Philip Jokes, Gaffes & One Liners. on 21:40 - Apr 9 by Vic |
‘ If you stay here much longer you’ll go back with silty eyes’ - to a student in China. |
"How do you keep the natives of the booze long enough for them to pass their test?" - to a Scottish driving instructor. | | | |
| Prince Philip Jokes, Gaffes & One Liners. on 07:45 - Apr 10 with 799 views | GeoffSentence |
Booooo. Paywall. |  |
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| Prince Philip Jokes, Gaffes & One Liners. on 08:09 - Apr 10 with 757 views | King_of_Portman_Rd |
I heard that he passed away in the queens arms... but I didn’t think the pubs had opened again yet.. |  | | |
| Prince Philip Jokes, Gaffes & One Liners. on 08:13 - Apr 10 with 739 views | Radlett_blue |
I used to like the Duke of Edinburgh. It was a quiet little pub in Oxford where I first played Space Invaders.
The Duke outlasted the pub, which shut in 2014, becoming a restaurant. |  |
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