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Lentil power to the people. 07:29 - Mar 18 with 2005 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/mar/18/tyre-extinguishers-deflating

"Acting autonomously and, usually, under the cover of darkness, the activists have used lentils to deflate tyres by placing one inside the tyre valve, holding it open and slowly bleeding air until the tyre is flat. The group calculates they’ve deflated the tyres on at least a thousand vehicles in two weeks."

Lovely!!

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Lentil power to the people. on 08:04 - Mar 18 with 1937 viewsGlasgowBlue

Yes all of those RAC/AA call outs are doing wonders for cutting emissions .

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Lentil power to the people. on 08:15 - Mar 18 with 1930 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Lentil power to the people. on 08:04 - Mar 18 by GlasgowBlue

Yes all of those RAC/AA call outs are doing wonders for cutting emissions .


Are you saying SUV owners are incapable of re-inflating tyres or putting a spare on?
All the more reason to target the yummy mummy tank drivers.
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Lentil power to the people. on 08:35 - Mar 18 with 1907 viewsGuthrum

Lentil power to the people. on 08:15 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

Are you saying SUV owners are incapable of re-inflating tyres or putting a spare on?
All the more reason to target the yummy mummy tank drivers.
[Post edited 18 Mar 2022 8:16]


A lot of cars don't have spare tyres any more. Sitting on a flat tyre can damage the sidewall, thus requiring it to be replaced.

How much care is being taken to ensure the targets are 'yummy mummy tank drivers' and not those who work in agriculture or construction?

I'd be more supportive of a campaign to proliferate charging points and perhaps to subsidise (still very expensive) electric vehicles.

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Lentil power to the people. on 08:41 - Mar 18 with 1899 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Lentil power to the people. on 08:35 - Mar 18 by Guthrum

A lot of cars don't have spare tyres any more. Sitting on a flat tyre can damage the sidewall, thus requiring it to be replaced.

How much care is being taken to ensure the targets are 'yummy mummy tank drivers' and not those who work in agriculture or construction?

I'd be more supportive of a campaign to proliferate charging points and perhaps to subsidise (still very expensive) electric vehicles.


Don't they have the automated inflators in to get you to the garage in those cases? Are electric SUVs a thing yet?

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Lentil power to the people. on 09:12 - Mar 18 with 1849 viewsGlasgowBlue

Lentil power to the people. on 08:15 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

Are you saying SUV owners are incapable of re-inflating tyres or putting a spare on?
All the more reason to target the yummy mummy tank drivers.
[Post edited 18 Mar 2022 8:16]


What is a spare tyre?

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Lentil power to the people. on 09:27 - Mar 18 with 1847 viewsGuthrum

Lentil power to the people. on 08:41 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

Don't they have the automated inflators in to get you to the garage in those cases? Are electric SUVs a thing yet?


Yes, electric SUVs exist. No idea how good they are (smaller is better when it comes to electric cars).

If driven on or sat for a long time, a flat tyre can get damaged. Even if reinflated, it may then fail later.

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Lentil power to the people. on 09:31 - Mar 18 with 1839 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Lentil power to the people. on 09:27 - Mar 18 by Guthrum

Yes, electric SUVs exist. No idea how good they are (smaller is better when it comes to electric cars).

If driven on or sat for a long time, a flat tyre can get damaged. Even if reinflated, it may then fail later.


But can be driven to tyresRus thus saving the RAC call out.
Anyway we are overthinkig this...99/100 SUV drivers are w@nkers(worse even than peleton weekend cyclists) and deserve to be inconvenienced and shamed at every opportunity!

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Lentil power to the people. on 09:35 - Mar 18 with 1835 viewsGuthrum

Lentil power to the people. on 09:31 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

But can be driven to tyresRus thus saving the RAC call out.
Anyway we are overthinkig this...99/100 SUV drivers are w@nkers(worse even than peleton weekend cyclists) and deserve to be inconvenienced and shamed at every opportunity!


Trying to get around Cheltenham during race-week is not doing anything for my dislike of Range Rovers.

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Lentil power to the people. on 09:39 - Mar 18 with 1825 viewsGlasgowBlue

Lentil power to the people. on 08:41 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

Don't they have the automated inflators in to get you to the garage in those cases? Are electric SUVs a thing yet?


So an extra drive to the garage, more rubber used for tyres. Power tools to take the wheel off.

Methinks you are more pleased with the inconvenience to the “yummy mummies” than you are with protecting the environment banksy.

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Lentil power to the people. on 09:40 - Mar 18 with 1828 viewsGuthrum

Lentil power to the people. on 09:12 - Mar 18 by GlasgowBlue

What is a spare tyre?


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Lentil power to the people. on 09:48 - Mar 18 with 1817 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Lentil power to the people. on 09:39 - Mar 18 by GlasgowBlue

So an extra drive to the garage, more rubber used for tyres. Power tools to take the wheel off.

Methinks you are more pleased with the inconvenience to the “yummy mummies” than you are with protecting the environment banksy.


Methinks you might be right...but if people stop buying them it's an environmental win too.

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Lentil power to the people. on 12:08 - Mar 18 with 1736 viewsBrianTablet

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Lentil power to the people. on 12:48 - Mar 18 with 1712 viewsleitrimblue

Lentil power to the people. on 09:31 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

But can be driven to tyresRus thus saving the RAC call out.
Anyway we are overthinkig this...99/100 SUV drivers are w@nkers(worse even than peleton weekend cyclists) and deserve to be inconvenienced and shamed at every opportunity!


What are yer thoughts on those new age traveller w@nkers in their enormous buses Banksy?
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Lentil power to the people. on 13:07 - Mar 18 with 1688 viewsPendejo

Lentil power to the people. on 08:35 - Mar 18 by Guthrum

A lot of cars don't have spare tyres any more. Sitting on a flat tyre can damage the sidewall, thus requiring it to be replaced.

How much care is being taken to ensure the targets are 'yummy mummy tank drivers' and not those who work in agriculture or construction?

I'd be more supportive of a campaign to proliferate charging points and perhaps to subsidise (still very expensive) electric vehicles.


Many of the vehicles that no longer have spare tyres come with a compressor and a can of foam.

The compressor can be used independently of foam but needs power from the engine / battery.

Of the 300 odd vehicles my company has received in the last year only 12 came with a spare wheel.

And yes there are SUVs that are FEV, eg, EQB Mercedes, Model Y Tesla and others.

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Lentil power to the people. on 14:06 - Mar 18 with 1646 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Lentil power to the people. on 12:48 - Mar 18 by leitrimblue

What are yer thoughts on those new age traveller w@nkers in their enormous buses Banksy?


They are mass occupancy, remove the need for an environmentally destructive house and very rarely move....bloomin' luvverly.

Edit...watch out for ones with celtic knotwork painted on though. Likely full of rich w@nkers and particularly lovely dreadlocked yummie mummies.
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Lentil power to the people. on 15:03 - Mar 18 with 1611 viewsleitrimblue

Lentil power to the people. on 14:06 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

They are mass occupancy, remove the need for an environmentally destructive house and very rarely move....bloomin' luvverly.

Edit...watch out for ones with celtic knotwork painted on though. Likely full of rich w@nkers and particularly lovely dreadlocked yummie mummies.
[Post edited 18 Mar 2022 14:09]


🙂 Few of the lads have put on a bit of weight, but a tad harsh to call um mass occupants. I have a lot of those rich w@nker, dreadlocked yummy mummies here as well. I much prefer the chubby semi drunken lads to the incredibly pretentious dreadlocked yummy mummy's. For people with dreadlocks they have a minimal understanding of Marcus Garvey....
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Lentil power to the people. on 15:55 - Mar 18 with 1581 viewsKrakenBlue

Lentil power to the people. on 08:04 - Mar 18 by GlasgowBlue

Yes all of those RAC/AA call outs are doing wonders for cutting emissions .


Lovely bit of whataboutism.

SUVs are fashion/image over function. Useful for farmers and in rural habitat but on the whole they're ridiculious cars for people who don't give a thought to anything other than themselves.

Highlighting their vanity can only be a useful thing for the world, despite the few extra RAC/AA calls for people too thick to pump up a tyre.
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Lentil power to the people. on 16:54 - Mar 18 with 1542 viewsSharkey

"They’ve also received messages from activists in Italy, France and Germany asking for the leaflet to be translated into their languages."

Idle sods.
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Lentil power to the people. on 17:56 - Mar 18 with 1511 viewsjeera

It doesn't specify what type of lentil.

I thought chickpea would be the most robust but probably too big.

The split red isn't gonna cut it.

I'm going with yellow split maybe.

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Lentil power to the people. on 19:53 - Mar 18 with 1471 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Lentil power to the people. on 17:56 - Mar 18 by jeera

It doesn't specify what type of lentil.

I thought chickpea would be the most robust but probably too big.

The split red isn't gonna cut it.

I'm going with yellow split maybe.


Speckled.

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Lentil power to the people. on 20:09 - Mar 18 with 1453 viewsCoastalblue

I've collected 3 of these in the last 2 to 3 weeks to take to the dealership, one of which was an EV.

People just assume they have a puncture, see they have no spare wheel and call the AA/RAC/Green Flag etc.

I bet half the population would have no idea how to change a wheel anyway.

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Lentil power to the people. on 14:50 - Mar 19 with 1391 viewsjeera

Lentil power to the people. on 19:53 - Mar 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

Speckled.


Camouflaged.

Clever.

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