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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend 09:26 - Jun 4 with 1549 views

It was all going so well

She was grounded
While I filled the skies
She was dumbfounded by truth
I cut through lies
She saw the rain dirty valley
I saw Brigadoon
She saw the crescent
I ate the whole of the Quorn

The whole of the Quorn!

I ate the whole of the Quorn...

[Post edited 4 Jun 2022 9:39]

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 09:36 - Jun 4 with 1489 views

Keno

Dont worry I'll sure you'll meat again some sunny day

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 09:43 - Jun 4 with 1464 views

NthQldITFC

Is the hole of the Quorn as delicious and sought-after as the Parson's Nose?

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 09:47 - Jun 4 with 1452 views

BloomBlue

Easy way of making her happy is when the two of you snap the quorn wishbone just hold it gently and when it snaps she'll get the larger part and be able to make a wish.

I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 09:49 - Jun 4 with 1448 views

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 09:43 - Jun 4 by NthQldITFC
Is the hole of the Quorn as delicious and sought-after as the Parson's Nose?

I guess that the hole of the Quorn is the closest that a vegetarian can get to offal.

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 11:53 - Jun 4 with 1263 views

monytowbray

GOD SAVE YOUR GRACIOUS QUORN.

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 13:30 - Jun 4 with 1138 views

nodge_blue

Surely she would be happy as you've consumed a non meat based product?

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 13:51 - Jun 4 with 1101 views

ArnoldMoorhen

That's a shame, you won't have mushroom for your pudding.

I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 14:29 - Jun 4 with 1053 views

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 13:30 - Jun 4 by nodge_blue
Surely she would be happy as you've consumed a non meat based product?

Blue, blue windows behind the stars
Yellow moon on the rise
Big birds flying across the sky
Throwing shadows on her eyes

I left her
Quornless, Quornless, Quornless, Quornless

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 15:25 - Jun 4 with 1018 views

cressi

I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 14:29 - Jun 4 by WeWereZombies
Blue, blue windows behind the stars Yellow moon on the rise Big birds flying across the sky Throwing shadows on her eyes I left her Quornless, Quornless, Quornless, Quornless

What a Quorny subject

I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 15:41 - Jun 4 with 987 views

Keno

I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 15:25 - Jun 4 by cressi
What a Quorny subject

Roses are red
Violets are blue
and if you eat quorn
we get squirty poo

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 21:51 - Jun 4 with 834 views

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I've upset my vegetarian girlfriend on 15:41 - Jun 4 by Keno
Roses are red Violets are blue and if you eat quorn we get squirty poo

'Cause I've done it before,
And I can do it some more,
I've got my eye on the score,
I'm gonna cut through the floor,
It's too late,
It's too soon,
Or is it
Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick...Quorn!

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