| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness 14:10 - Oct 5 with 1523 views | giant_stow |
He's just finished doing up his house ready to put on the market. I just looked out the front window to see a window cleaner doing my windows - when I queried the lack of a booking, he told me Dave down the road is paying. We're obviously bringing the tone down. Thanks Dave, but up yours too! |  |
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:13 - Oct 5 with 1462 views | ronnyd |
Are you sure Dave isn't a relative and the cleaner is doing family rates?  |  | | |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:17 - Oct 5 with 1437 views | giant_stow |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:13 - Oct 5 by ronnyd |
Are you sure Dave isn't a relative and the cleaner is doing family rates? |
Dave comes from the home counties so no known relative of mine. Mrs Ullaa has taken this to heart and is now saying we ought to tidy up the front fcking yard to help him - NO!!!! | |
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:19 - Oct 5 with 1413 views | GeoffSentence |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:17 - Oct 5 by giant_stow |
Dave comes from the home counties so no known relative of mine. Mrs Ullaa has taken this to heart and is now saying we ought to tidy up the front fcking yard to help him - NO!!!! |
Front yard? You have a yard? Are you sure you are not living in some northern shthole? |  |
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:21 - Oct 5 with 1398 views | giant_stow |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:19 - Oct 5 by GeoffSentence |
Front yard? You have a yard? Are you sure you are not living in some northern shthole? |
Northern sh1thole?!!! I've never been so insulted in my life!
(Front garden then. Its very pretty and colourful, but only because nature has planted stuff in there)
Edit: Dave concreted over his one to keep his high powered motorbike safe - whos the philistine I ask you. [Post edited 5 Oct 2022 14:23]
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:23 - Oct 5 with 1380 views | jeera |
I like his style!
That's funny. |  |
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:30 - Oct 5 with 1310 views | Keno |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:21 - Oct 5 by giant_stow |
Northern sh1thole?!!! I've never been so insulted in my life!
(Front garden then. Its very pretty and colourful, but only because nature has planted stuff in there)
Edit: Dave concreted over his one to keep his high powered motorbike safe - whos the philistine I ask you. [Post edited 5 Oct 2022 14:23]
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I thought you said his name was David not Goliath |  |
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:50 - Oct 5 with 1191 views | leitrimblue |
Few years ago I had a disagreement with my then landlord about who's job it was to mow the front lawn. It was a really big lawn and he only had this tiny sh1te lawnmower. The stand off lasted months and the grass was well over 2 foot high by mid summer. It was in quite a prominent location in front of a popular lake, so was seen by many passers by. One Sunday morning I was woke up by someone lawnmowing/strimming the lawn. I ran to the window ready to taunt my landlord for breaking first and mowing the lawn only to find one of my neighbours had cracked and was mowing it himself |  | | |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:51 - Oct 5 with 1178 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:17 - Oct 5 by giant_stow |
Dave comes from the home counties so no known relative of mine. Mrs Ullaa has taken this to heart and is now saying we ought to tidy up the front fcking yard to help him - NO!!!! |
Pop round when he's out and paint his front door some garish colour. (The door yellow and the doorframe green, perhaps.) When he comes at you in disbelief, which he will, just knock back his protests and explain "It's okay, I don't want any payment; just helping to smarten the place up."
He won't do you any more unwanted favours. |  |
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:54 - Oct 5 with 1154 views | giant_stow |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:50 - Oct 5 by leitrimblue |
Few years ago I had a disagreement with my then landlord about who's job it was to mow the front lawn. It was a really big lawn and he only had this tiny sh1te lawnmower. The stand off lasted months and the grass was well over 2 foot high by mid summer. It was in quite a prominent location in front of a popular lake, so was seen by many passers by. One Sunday morning I was woke up by someone lawnmowing/strimming the lawn. I ran to the window ready to taunt my landlord for breaking first and mowing the lawn only to find one of my neighbours had cracked and was mowing it himself |
You won though fella! | |
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:56 - Oct 5 with 1135 views | leitrimblue |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:54 - Oct 5 by giant_stow |
You won though fella! |
Thanks. That's what I use to tell my highly embarrassed partner  | | | |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 15:54 - Oct 5 with 958 views | bluelagos |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 14:21 - Oct 5 by giant_stow |
Northern sh1thole?!!! I've never been so insulted in my life!
(Front garden then. Its very pretty and colourful, but only because nature has planted stuff in there)
Edit: Dave concreted over his one to keep his high powered motorbike safe - whos the philistine I ask you. [Post edited 5 Oct 2022 14:23]
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Dave's a biker. His transport is environmentally more friendly, cheaper and more fun than any car.
And he's a cool kid (unless it's a Harley) so more likely to pull the good looking ladies too.
Shame the council don't provide motorbike friendly parking so guess the garden had to go...price you pay to keep your wheels safe when they are so easy to wheel away. |  |
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| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 16:00 - Oct 5 with 933 views | giant_stow |
| My neighbour just insulted me with kindness on 15:54 - Oct 5 by bluelagos |
Dave's a biker. His transport is environmentally more friendly, cheaper and more fun than any car.
And he's a cool kid (unless it's a Harley) so more likely to pull the good looking ladies too.
Shame the council don't provide motorbike friendly parking so guess the garden had to go...price you pay to keep your wheels safe when they are so easy to wheel away. |
Its ok, its not a Harley - bludy big, but not one of those. Mind you, his car is a Skoda, so maybe that cancels the bike out? Not sure. | |
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