| I work for Yodel 16:47 - Jan 10 with 2113 views | Zx1988 |
We had a parcel of beer returned 'undeliverable' to our depot today. We say 'undeliverable' - it just means that the recipient wasn't able to answer the door within 0.5s of the delivery driver knocking.
Not our fault if they don't sit eagerly on the doorstep - we tell them to expect a parcel.
Anyway, it's made for a cracking end-of-the-working-week treat. All we had to do was offer a can to the customer services chap in the office next-door, and he's gladly rolled out some spiel that he has no access to the warehouse, and is only allowed to trot out pre-approved lines.
Cheers! |  |
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| I work for Yodel on 17:04 - Jan 10 with 1957 views | Steve_M |
A classic of the genre.
Jokes on you though, they're non-alcoholic beers. |  |
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| I work for Yodel on 17:10 - Jan 10 with 1898 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| I work for Yodel on 17:04 - Jan 10 by Steve_M |
A classic of the genre.
Jokes on you though, they're non-alcoholic beers. |
Yeah I was about to say that! |  |
| Trust the process. Trust Phil. |
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| I work for Yodel on 18:16 - Jan 10 with 1584 views | Zx1988 |
| I work for Yodel on 17:04 - Jan 10 by Steve_M |
A classic of the genre.
Jokes on you though, they're non-alcoholic beers. |
Still tasted good - the secret ingredient is crime! | |
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| I work for Yodel on 18:21 - Jan 10 with 1550 views | WeWereZombies |
| I work for Yodel on 18:16 - Jan 10 by Zx1988 |
Still tasted good - the secret ingredient is crime! |
But crime doesn't pay...oh hang on a second, you got the beer for free, i see what they mean when they say that now. |  |
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| I work for Yodel on 18:27 - Jan 10 with 1527 views | Ryorry |
| I work for Yodel on 18:16 - Jan 10 by Zx1988 |
Still tasted good - the secret ingredient is crime! |
Looks like you didn’t get the warning re bad batch and recall in time then - bacterial contamination apparently. |  |
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| I work for Yodel on 19:29 - Jan 10 with 1376 views | Swansea_Blue |
Ha! Good work. I had to double check the times to work out who was first. You should have charged £50 delivery on that order. You should see how much he’ll spend on bangers and mash! |  |
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| I work for Yodel on 08:01 - Jan 13 with 980 views | NorfolknWay |
| I work for Yodel on 18:16 - Jan 10 by Zx1988 |
Still tasted good - the secret ingredient is crime! |
Long weekend looking into the mirror?  | | | |
| I work for Yodel on 08:31 - Jan 13 with 878 views | Zx1988 |
| I work for Yodel on 08:01 - Jan 13 by NorfolknWay |
Long weekend looking into the mirror? |
Yup, a bit of soul-searching. | |
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| I work for Yodel on 08:36 - Jan 13 with 855 views | Ryorry |
| I work for Yodel on 08:01 - Jan 13 by NorfolknWay |
Long weekend looking into the mirror? |
He’s lucky he wasn’t looking into the toilet bowl down at A&E. | |
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| I work for Yodel on 08:56 - Jan 13 with 777 views | OldFart71 |
Being on the wrong side of seventy I only unlock my door if some one knocks so I have to get the key and unlock the door before answering. So many parcels are just dumped on the doorstep. I recently had an M&S parcel delivered on a Monday whilst we were out, left by the front door. The delivery was stated on M&S website as being the 6th or 7th of January. The delivery took place on the 30th of December and we didn't return home until the 3rd of January so the parcel sat outside for nearly five days. I fully appreciate delivery drivers as I worked in a stores environment for 11 years. Considered many of them friends and know how hard they work for poor wages. An example was a chap who worked for Securicor. It was a franchise so he had to buy his van and keep it on the road. He told me he needed to do 61 drops per day to make it pay. | | | |
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