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Tuanzebe 14:15 - Sep 14 with 10265 viewsbluearmy4838

Tuanzebe zebe zebe.

Where is he? Cant say I’ve taken much notice of Burnley but he’s not even on the bench. Presumably fit as he played in the cup, his only appearance so far.

It’s a waste, he’s a Rolls Royce of a player.
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Tuanzebe on 14:17 - Sep 14 with 7811 viewsIllinoisblue

Hladky not in squad either.

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Tuanzebe on 14:19 - Sep 14 with 7776 viewsbluearmy4838

Tuanzebe on 14:17 - Sep 14 by Illinoisblue

Hladky not in squad either.


Less surprised about that one to be fair.
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Tuanzebe on 14:20 - Sep 14 with 7753 viewsblueoutlook

I thought he was injured again? Read it somewhere I’m sure.
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Tuanzebe on 14:24 - Sep 14 with 7705 viewsCafe_Newman

Tuanzebe on 14:20 - Sep 14 by blueoutlook

I thought he was injured again? Read it somewhere I’m sure.


He needs to stay well clear of the kitchen. It's a minefield for a professional sportsman.

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Tuanzebe on 14:28 - Sep 14 with 7656 viewsRadioOrwell

Tuanzebe on 14:24 - Sep 14 by Cafe_Newman

He needs to stay well clear of the kitchen. It's a minefield for a professional sportsman.


Kevin Beattie agrees.
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Tuanzebe on 14:30 - Sep 14 with 7606 viewsIllinoisblue

Tuanzebe on 14:19 - Sep 14 by bluearmy4838

Less surprised about that one to be fair.


True! May have to turn the game off; they keep showing Scott Parker and that’s not a face i want to see.

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Tuanzebe on 14:39 - Sep 14 with 7511 viewsronnyd

Tuanzebe on 14:30 - Sep 14 by Illinoisblue

True! May have to turn the game off; they keep showing Scott Parker and that’s not a face i want to see.


Thomas Frank's jaw exercises take some beating.
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Tuanzebe on 14:41 - Sep 14 with 7467 viewsChurchman

Tuanzebe on 14:28 - Sep 14 by RadioOrwell

Kevin Beattie agrees.


KBs was a bonfire, wasn’t it?
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Tuanzebe on 14:44 - Sep 14 with 7414 viewsmutters

He made their PL squad, so I'd expect him to play at some point

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Tuanzebe on 14:59 - Sep 14 with 7268 viewsRadioOrwell

Tuanzebe on 14:41 - Sep 14 by Churchman

KBs was a bonfire, wasn’t it?


Chip pan fire I think.
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Tuanzebe on 15:05 - Sep 14 with 7196 viewsChurchman

Tuanzebe on 14:59 - Sep 14 by RadioOrwell

Chip pan fire I think.


It was chucking petrol on a bonfire (everyone did that back in the day if the bonfire was a bit damp).

Attached is the BBC article on him and it mentions it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-

Good excuse to post the tribute to the great man. What a player he was. Nice bloke too, by all accounts.
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Tuanzebe on 15:08 - Sep 14 with 7161 viewsCafe_Newman

Tuanzebe on 14:41 - Sep 14 by Churchman

KBs was a bonfire, wasn’t it?


I'm not 100% sure, but I think Beattie's accident was as much a bonfire as Tuanzebe's was a diving incident.

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Tuanzebe on 15:12 - Sep 14 with 7125 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Tuanzebe on 14:24 - Sep 14 by Cafe_Newman

He needs to stay well clear of the kitchen. It's a minefield for a professional sportsman.


Richard Wright says the loft is just as dangerous!

The truth is that most accidents happen in the home.

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Tuanzebe on 15:13 - Sep 14 with 7108 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Tuanzebe on 15:05 - Sep 14 by Churchman

It was chucking petrol on a bonfire (everyone did that back in the day if the bonfire was a bit damp).

Attached is the BBC article on him and it mentions it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-

Good excuse to post the tribute to the great man. What a player he was. Nice bloke too, by all accounts.


Everyone is a bit of stretch, although it did happen a fair amount. It is a very dangerous thing to do. A doctor from Halesworth died from it a couple of decades or more ago.

EDIT: Apparently only 12 years ago. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-
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Tuanzebe on 15:19 - Sep 14 with 7051 viewsPique

Tuanzebe on 15:12 - Sep 14 by Nthsuffolkblue

Richard Wright says the loft is just as dangerous!

The truth is that most accidents happen in the home.


Or in the supermarket, if you're Ian Marshall.
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Tuanzebe on 15:20 - Sep 14 with 7046 viewsRadioOrwell

Tuanzebe on 15:13 - Sep 14 by Nthsuffolkblue

Everyone is a bit of stretch, although it did happen a fair amount. It is a very dangerous thing to do. A doctor from Halesworth died from it a couple of decades or more ago.

EDIT: Apparently only 12 years ago. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-
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Interestingly enough, Terry Yorath got caught up in a chip pan fire but injuries were not serious.
( Not necessarily interesting )
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Tuanzebe on 15:22 - Sep 14 with 7017 viewsCafe_Newman

Tuanzebe on 15:12 - Sep 14 by Nthsuffolkblue

Richard Wright says the loft is just as dangerous!

The truth is that most accidents happen in the home.


"Richard Wright says the loft is just as dangerous!"

Too right it is, you won't catch me going up into my loft

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Tuanzebe on 15:28 - Sep 14 with 6986 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Tuanzebe on 15:20 - Sep 14 by RadioOrwell

Interestingly enough, Terry Yorath got caught up in a chip pan fire but injuries were not serious.
( Not necessarily interesting )


I doubt many use chip pans nowadays but if they do, a wet towel is your friend or carry the pan outside to burn out away from danger. Whatever you do, don't put water on it. That spreads burning oil everywhere!

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Tuanzebe on 15:31 - Sep 14 with 6942 viewsCafe_Newman

Tuanzebe on 15:12 - Sep 14 by Nthsuffolkblue

Richard Wright says the loft is just as dangerous!

The truth is that most accidents happen in the home.


What was Wright doing in his loft, can you remember?

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Tuanzebe on 15:45 - Sep 14 with 6837 viewsronnyd

Tuanzebe on 15:31 - Sep 14 by Cafe_Newman

What was Wright doing in his loft, can you remember?


Tending his cannabis crop?
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Tuanzebe on 16:18 - Sep 14 with 6629 viewsmellowblue

Tuanzebe on 15:05 - Sep 14 by Churchman

It was chucking petrol on a bonfire (everyone did that back in the day if the bonfire was a bit damp).

Attached is the BBC article on him and it mentions it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-

Good excuse to post the tribute to the great man. What a player he was. Nice bloke too, by all accounts.


it was a privilege to have watched him all those years ago. Such a shame his career was cut short so much by injury. What an animal he was.
Another freak injury he had was over-straining while on the toilet, pulled a stomach muscle.
While at Col U .
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Tuanzebe on 16:55 - Sep 14 with 6452 viewsChurchman

Tuanzebe on 15:13 - Sep 14 by Nthsuffolkblue

Everyone is a bit of stretch, although it did happen a fair amount. It is a very dangerous thing to do. A doctor from Halesworth died from it a couple of decades or more ago.

EDIT: Apparently only 12 years ago. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-
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A can of four star was pretty much standard equipment for bonfires (not the big boring display ones) when I was a kid, if it had been raining as it invariably did before bonfire night.

My dad would bung half in as close to the middle as he could get it. Light it and burp on the rest if it wasn’t going to plan.

Mind you on one occasion he did burn the neighbours fence down with a Catherine wheel. That was exciting - took him and a couple if neighbours a while to put it out. Was better than the bonfire!

The bloke whose fence it was got a bit annoyed. No idea why - he got a brand new fence out of it. My dad disliked him anyway. He came from Yorkshire, was loud, had a caravan and his family was always on the ‘party line’ (you had to share telephone lines in those days).

As for chip pans, my mum burnt out half the ground floor of our house and smoke damaged the rest with one of those. It was fantastic excitement for me - two fire engines!!! Fortunately Top Cat (Boss Cat in the U.K.) had finished so I didn’t miss anything on the tv and got to stay at my friend’s for a few days - she was a better cook (and safer) than my mum.

After I left home, she had another go but only put a hole in the ceiling that time. I think she got a fire blanket onto it which was pretty ballsy looking back.

Are there such things as chip pans now? If there are I suspect they’re a tad safer which is no bad thing.
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Tuanzebe on 17:26 - Sep 14 with 6299 viewsringwoodblue

He stepped on a rake in the garden apparently

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Tuanzebe on 08:48 - Sep 15 with 4914 viewssoupytwist

Tuanzebe on 16:55 - Sep 14 by Churchman

A can of four star was pretty much standard equipment for bonfires (not the big boring display ones) when I was a kid, if it had been raining as it invariably did before bonfire night.

My dad would bung half in as close to the middle as he could get it. Light it and burp on the rest if it wasn’t going to plan.

Mind you on one occasion he did burn the neighbours fence down with a Catherine wheel. That was exciting - took him and a couple if neighbours a while to put it out. Was better than the bonfire!

The bloke whose fence it was got a bit annoyed. No idea why - he got a brand new fence out of it. My dad disliked him anyway. He came from Yorkshire, was loud, had a caravan and his family was always on the ‘party line’ (you had to share telephone lines in those days).

As for chip pans, my mum burnt out half the ground floor of our house and smoke damaged the rest with one of those. It was fantastic excitement for me - two fire engines!!! Fortunately Top Cat (Boss Cat in the U.K.) had finished so I didn’t miss anything on the tv and got to stay at my friend’s for a few days - she was a better cook (and safer) than my mum.

After I left home, she had another go but only put a hole in the ceiling that time. I think she got a fire blanket onto it which was pretty ballsy looking back.

Are there such things as chip pans now? If there are I suspect they’re a tad safer which is no bad thing.


There's a reasonably credible theory that the advent of oven chips led to a small, but noticeable, increase in life expectancy in certain parts of the UK, like Glasgow.

Due mainly to the reduction in people coming home from the pub after closing time and deciding to make themselves some chips using a load of oil and a naked flame.
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Tuanzebe on 08:54 - Sep 15 with 4855 viewsSteve_M

Tuanzebe on 08:48 - Sep 15 by soupytwist

There's a reasonably credible theory that the advent of oven chips led to a small, but noticeable, increase in life expectancy in certain parts of the UK, like Glasgow.

Due mainly to the reduction in people coming home from the pub after closing time and deciding to make themselves some chips using a load of oil and a naked flame.


Yes, that plus the decline in smoking (espc whilst drunk) and the removal of really toxic fillings from furnishings have all made decent contributions to reducing house fires.

Chip pans though, fortunately they are a relic now domestically.

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