| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... 15:37 - Mar 7 with 651 views | roysboys |
In Virusland, the recently crowned King Covid the 19th has just returned back to Bacteringham Palace after walking his pet pangolin. He is feeling very smug indeed. He was recently elected as King of Virusland on a manifesto of infecting every door handle, suitcase handle, theatre seat armrest and toilet roll holder on earth. "Look at them. Idiots" he proclaimed to his closest courtiers Auntie Flu, Mr and MisSars and his bessie mate Ollie (Mers). "They are stockpiling toilet rolls and I never even get into their bowels. That more your territory" He directed this at the visiting dignatories Lord e-coli and Lady Salmonella from the neighbouring state of GutRot. Auntie Flu. Mr and MisSars and Ollie has a grudging admiration for King Covid. He was doing what they had tried and failed to do in the past. "Yes indeed" spluttered Ollie. You could say that buying bog rolls has become infectious. Much like you your highness!". King Covid sniggered and his snigger became a phlegmy cough and he covered his courtiers in glorious gelatinous green germs. Flu, Ollie and SARS touched their mouths, noses and faces in ecstasy and wiped themselves on every surface close by. "BUT!" barked King Covid, with streams of snotty virus hanging like slimy stalagtites from each of his facial orifices "there is more to do. I must get myself into every cruise ship, every parliament, every airport and every hospital on earth. I must defeat the Covid-deniers or Trumpeters as I call them. I shall become the most virulent virus ever know to woman, man, bacteria or pangolin!" And with that he fell back on to his throne and took his own temperature. "42 degrees" he declared deliriously. "42, the answer to life, the universe and everything." His courtiers cheered "Yahu". OLLIE cheered "Wuha".
"Now leave me" prescribed King Covid "Go and practice mutating". After that he got out his tablet and checked the latest league table. "Excellent" He sneezed with pride. "I've always wanted to get to Sri Lanka, and now I have!" |  |
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| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:40 - Mar 7 with 627 views | footers |
Strange. |  |
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| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:41 - Mar 7 with 606 views | SpruceMoose |
Bit early to be tripping balls isn't it? |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:44 - Mar 7 with 588 views | footers |
| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:41 - Mar 7 by SpruceMoose |
Bit early to be tripping balls isn't it? |
Or late. | |
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| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:46 - Mar 7 with 577 views | Oldsmoker |
| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:44 - Mar 7 by footers |
Or late. |
I thought 'Shrooms season was sept/oct. |  |
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| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:48 - Mar 7 with 561 views | footers |
| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:46 - Mar 7 by Oldsmoker |
I thought 'Shrooms season was sept/oct. |
But Sid is always on hand. And he doesn't make your stomach churn :) | |
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| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:50 - Mar 7 with 546 views | jeera |
| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:46 - Mar 7 by Oldsmoker |
I thought 'Shrooms season was sept/oct. |
You can dry them.
They store well.
So I've heard. |  |
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| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:55 - Mar 7 with 511 views | Oldsmoker |
| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:48 - Mar 7 by footers |
But Sid is always on hand. And he doesn't make your stomach churn :) |
If asked I always favour as natural as possible.
If its been near a chem lab then no recommendation from me.
Meanwhile in Florida, the local police are offering drug users a free test of any narcotics for the coronavirus. Just take them into any police station and the police will be more than happy to help. | |
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| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 16:06 - Mar 7 with 481 views | Oldsmoker |
| Meanwhile, elsewhere ... on 15:50 - Mar 7 by jeera |
You can dry them.
They store well.
So I've heard. |
I've heard that too.
But 6 months suggests sackfuls and a scrambled brain - quite similar to the OP. | |
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