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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier 18:46 - Sep 8 with 704 viewsWeWereZombies

And was then given another slice for free as I left.

Today was a good day.

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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 18:48 - Sep 8 with 691 viewsBent_double

They were probably amazed that someone actually paid for a slice!

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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 18:57 - Sep 8 with 665 viewsEwan_Oozami

Did it have the density of a lead slab? That's the best thing about home-made battenberg, it has real gravitas.....

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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 19:10 - Sep 8 with 642 viewsWeWereZombies

Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 18:57 - Sep 8 by Ewan_Oozami

Did it have the density of a lead slab? That's the best thing about home-made battenberg, it has real gravitas.....


The sponge was light and the jam moist but the marzipan certainly had a substantial heft that you do not find in the commercial product. It was immensely satisfying, although perhaps it was not suitable for lightweight participants in other confections, this was a serious cake. My compliments to the baker were copious and that may have won me the extra slice.

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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 19:23 - Sep 8 with 618 viewsEwan_Oozami

Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 19:10 - Sep 8 by WeWereZombies

The sponge was light and the jam moist but the marzipan certainly had a substantial heft that you do not find in the commercial product. It was immensely satisfying, although perhaps it was not suitable for lightweight participants in other confections, this was a serious cake. My compliments to the baker were copious and that may have won me the extra slice.


Top work Zombers, quality home-made battenberg should always be appropriately commended!

I hope a cup of English breakfast tea was consumed alongside the marzipan marvel?

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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 19:48 - Sep 8 with 588 viewsKropotkin123

Hmmm, your partner changes you £2 for a slice of Battenberg.

Might start charging my wife for slices of Banana Bread, when I make it.
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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 20:37 - Sep 8 with 531 viewsJ2BLUE

The first was poisoned.

Then you gushed so much and they felt sorry for you so offered you a second slice with the antidote.

Frankly, they should have been more ruthless.

Truly impaired.
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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 21:18 - Sep 8 with 491 viewsWeWereZombies

Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 19:48 - Sep 8 by Kropotkin123

Hmmm, your partner changes you £2 for a slice of Battenberg.

Might start charging my wife for slices of Banana Bread, when I make it.
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Not my partner, someone else's wife...

But I do have an ex-lover who still, occasionally, makes me banana bread.

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Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 12:01 - Sep 9 with 402 viewsWeWereZombies

Had an excellent slice of homemade Battenberg for just two quid earlier on 19:23 - Sep 8 by Ewan_Oozami

Top work Zombers, quality home-made battenberg should always be appropriately commended!

I hope a cup of English breakfast tea was consumed alongside the marzipan marvel?


I did indeed have tea at the same time but didn't enquire about the provenance of the tea bag, I thought that I had been forward enough in requesting a pot with a single teabag so that the first cup is a touch on the weak side thereby cultivating an appreciation of the second fuller strength cup half an hour later, although I left it longer than that and the second cup was strong but heading towards lukewarm.

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