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On the subject of animal cruelty...... 13:03 - Sep 16 with 642 viewsBloots

....do you reckon that flies "recognise" cans of fly spray?

Whenever I get the fly spray out the little buzzing, divebombing turds immediately disappear.

Only to reappear when I've sat down and put the fly spray away.

I can't be the only one to have noticed this?

(the same can be said for cats and catapults)

Maybe they are just cleverer than me.

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On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:06 - Sep 16 with 618 viewsFixed_It

Try getting a can of Mr Sheen out and see if the same happens. If it doesn't - maybe they can read?!

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Good plan, I'll give it a go. (n/t) on 13:08 - Sep 16 with 610 viewsBloots

On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:06 - Sep 16 by Fixed_It

Try getting a can of Mr Sheen out and see if the same happens. If it doesn't - maybe they can read?!



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On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:09 - Sep 16 with 601 viewsMattinLondon

Maybe if you block it’s divebombing route it’ll complain to you that you’re inconveniencing it, making it impossible to complete its essential business.
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On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:13 - Sep 16 with 574 viewstextbackup

On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:09 - Sep 16 by MattinLondon

Maybe if you block it’s divebombing route it’ll complain to you that you’re inconveniencing it, making it impossible to complete its essential business.


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You do realise you don’t try hit them with tin?...... on 13:17 - Sep 16 with 552 viewsKeno

You press the button on the top and it sprays some spray that the divebombing little turds don’t like

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On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:27 - Sep 16 with 526 viewsazuremerlangus

One of fly zappers which look like a toy tennis racket (but with an electrocution facility built in) is the way ahead.

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On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:30 - Sep 16 with 520 viewsTooManyCooks

I wouldn't like to comment on your intellect, but perhaps it would be beneficial to understand what's attracting the flies in the first place and remove the attractant? Perhaps it's all the dead cats bodies that you've killed with your catapult?
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Update:..... on 13:47 - Sep 16 with 474 viewsBloots

Good plan, I'll give it a go. (n/t) on 13:08 - Sep 16 by Bloots



....they can't read.

The same thing happened with a can of Oust.

This does however prove that they recognise "cans".

I now look at them in a totally different light.

Respect.

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Cats rarely die at the hands of..... on 13:49 - Sep 16 with 469 viewsBloots

On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:30 - Sep 16 by TooManyCooks

I wouldn't like to comment on your intellect, but perhaps it would be beneficial to understand what's attracting the flies in the first place and remove the attractant? Perhaps it's all the dead cats bodies that you've killed with your catapult?
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....the catapult.

You need the air rifle for that.

Or the dog.

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Cats rarely die at the hands of..... on 13:52 - Sep 16 with 459 viewsTooManyCooks

Cats rarely die at the hands of..... on 13:49 - Sep 16 by Bloots

....the catapult.

You need the air rifle for that.

Or the dog.


Maybe a bear?

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On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:54 - Sep 16 with 448 viewsWeWereZombies

On the subject of animal cruelty...... on 13:27 - Sep 16 by azuremerlangus

One of fly zappers which look like a toy tennis racket (but with an electrocution facility built in) is the way ahead.


Or fly paper...which doesn't contaminate the air with aerosols or waste electricity...

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