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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 09:30 - Nov 5 with 724 viewsfooters

None. I use toilet paper like any other civilised person.

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 13:12 - Nov 5 with 668 viewswkj

as it stands, a poll about poo has the correct colour scheme


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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 13:20 - Nov 5 with 651 viewsfooters

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 13:12 - Nov 5 by wkj

as it stands, a poll about poo has the correct colour scheme



Ah, the subject matter expert arrives.

Are you all set up for your MAP or even the rare EEP later today?

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 13:23 - Nov 5 with 649 viewswkj

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 13:20 - Nov 5 by footers

Ah, the subject matter expert arrives.

Are you all set up for your MAP or even the rare EEP later today?


My dear chap - I've barely eaten in the last few days - Not only have I had no MAPs or EEPs - But it looks likely that the Friday download is a no go this week

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 13:25 - Nov 5 with 645 viewsfooters

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 13:23 - Nov 5 by wkj

My dear chap - I've barely eaten in the last few days - Not only have I had no MAPs or EEPs - But it looks likely that the Friday download is a no go this week




What a state of affairs. I remember the days you used to snort lines of Senokot for fun!

Hope you're on the mend soon, buh. And don't forget to eat plenty of roughage.

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 13:28 - Nov 5 with 641 viewsBiGDonnie

Where's the option for 'had a few beers last night so it was straight from the sh*tter to the shower this morn'?

I wish I was joking!

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:05 - Nov 5 with 605 viewsBluedicea

It's a strange thing this subject, it can be very taboo. Something everyone does, but a lot of people are unwilling to talk about.

The Chinese were the first to use toilet paper. The Japanese used to use Sh1t sticks. Roman's used a sponge on a stick that they put in a hole to wipe while sitting in communal facilities. Sea shells, rocks, leaves, ceramics have all been used.
The west came late to toilet paper, as they mostly used the water cleaning with a hand or cloth until the mid 1800's.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygiene

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:27 - Nov 5 with 588 viewsBiGDonnie

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:05 - Nov 5 by Bluedicea

It's a strange thing this subject, it can be very taboo. Something everyone does, but a lot of people are unwilling to talk about.

The Chinese were the first to use toilet paper. The Japanese used to use Sh1t sticks. Roman's used a sponge on a stick that they put in a hole to wipe while sitting in communal facilities. Sea shells, rocks, leaves, ceramics have all been used.
The west came late to toilet paper, as they mostly used the water cleaning with a hand or cloth until the mid 1800's.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygiene


Cheers Geoff.

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:30 - Nov 5 with 580 viewsCoastalblue

I'm waiting for the groom of the stool to come back from the shops and I'll ask.

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:34 - Nov 5 with 573 viewsgiant_stow

Much much loo roll, but I've got a hairy arse to tidy up, so needs must.

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:36 - Nov 5 with 570 viewswkj

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:34 - Nov 5 by giant_stow

Much much loo roll, but I've got a hairy arse to tidy up, so needs must.


Surely you can just rinse off in the Norfolk Broads - I know I do

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:39 - Nov 5 with 562 viewsgiant_stow

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:36 - Nov 5 by wkj

Surely you can just rinse off in the Norfolk Broads - I know I do


In days gone by, yes, but the nearest river now is the Lea and that's not as clean as my bum.

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:55 - Nov 5 with 546 viewswkj

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:39 - Nov 5 by giant_stow

In days gone by, yes, but the nearest river now is the Lea and that's not as clean as my bum.


but your bum isnt as clean as the clean sheets your lot keep donating to teams in the premier league.

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 16:00 - Nov 5 with 538 viewsgiant_stow

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:55 - Nov 5 by wkj

but your bum isnt as clean as the clean sheets your lot keep donating to teams in the premier league.


brute!

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Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 16:11 - Nov 5 with 519 viewshoppy

Friday poo...poll - How many sheets do you use? on 15:36 - Nov 5 by wkj

Surely you can just rinse off in the Norfolk Broads - I know I do


Only if they're related, surely?

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