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Walkers Crisps 14:38 - Nov 9 with 884 viewsOldsmoker

Shelves are suffering a shortage of crisps apparently.
Microchips are also in short supply.
Crisps are called chips in the US.
Maybe they're not producing 'crisps' 'cos they won't contain the microchips so the govt. can track you like they do with the vaccine.

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Walkers Crisps on 14:41 - Nov 9 with 857 viewsfooters

Not sure why there'd be a run on these abominations. You can't make toast in a microwave and you certainly can't cook chips in them either.


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Walkers Crisps on 14:58 - Nov 9 with 799 viewsIllinoisblue

Walkers Crisps on 14:41 - Nov 9 by footers

Not sure why there'd be a run on these abominations. You can't make toast in a microwave and you certainly can't cook chips in them either.



Point of order; those microwave “fries” are actually not terrible. See also microwave bacon. There, I’ve said it.

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Walkers Crisps on 14:58 - Nov 9 with 789 viewshomer_123

Walkers Crisps on 14:41 - Nov 9 by footers

Not sure why there'd be a run on these abominations. You can't make toast in a microwave and you certainly can't cook chips in them either.



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Walkers Crisps on 15:12 - Nov 9 with 761 viewsBlueBadger

Walkers Crisps on 14:58 - Nov 9 by Illinoisblue

Point of order; those microwave “fries” are actually not terrible. See also microwave bacon. There, I’ve said it.


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Walkers Crisps on 15:15 - Nov 9 with 751 viewsBlueBadger

Walkers Crisps on 14:58 - Nov 9 by homer_123

Is the answer Haslet?


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Walkers Crisps on 15:26 - Nov 9 with 716 viewsIllinoisblue

Walkers Crisps on 15:12 - Nov 9 by BlueBadger

Yove've spent too long in the states Illy, you've gone native.


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Walkers Crisps on 15:26 - Nov 9 with 717 viewsleitrimblue

Walkers Crisps on 14:41 - Nov 9 by footers

Not sure why there'd be a run on these abominations. You can't make toast in a microwave and you certainly can't cook chips in them either.



You need to cook/heat 2 boxes in the microwave and then cook/prepare a chicken and mushroom pot noodle. Then carefully poor the pot noodle over the chips. The moisture from the pot noodle soaks into the otherwise slightly dry microchips leaving them the perfect texture. Was the highpoint of my cooking skills in 1988 and undoubtedly the reason that both products exist. Was also rumoured to be the inspiration for the spice girls hit 2 become 1
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Walkers Crisps on 15:33 - Nov 9 with 684 viewsfactual_blue

Walkers Crisps on 15:15 - Nov 9 by BlueBadger

THAT is never the answer.


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Walkers Crisps on 15:57 - Nov 9 with 655 viewshomer_123

Walkers Crisps on 15:26 - Nov 9 by Illinoisblue

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Giant foam hand shooting a gun is not going to end well.

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Walkers Crisps on 15:57 - Nov 9 with 654 viewsfooters

Walkers Crisps on 14:58 - Nov 9 by Illinoisblue

Point of order; those microwave “fries” are actually not terrible. See also microwave bacon. There, I’ve said it.



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