| In other news... 14:02 - Jun 21 with 1331 views | Fixed_It |
...Mr Whippy was found dead in his van this morning with a flake up his arris, chocolate sprinkles on his manhood and strawberry sauce on his bollox. Police aren't treating his death as suspicious.
They think he topped himself.... |  |
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| In other news... on 14:08 - Jun 21 with 1246 views | Darth_Koont |
Must have heard that joke hundreds and thousands of times.
And I always enjoy it! 😀 |  |
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| In other news... on 14:43 - Jun 21 with 1150 views | factual_blue |
| In other news... on 14:08 - Jun 21 by Darth_Koont |
Must have heard that joke hundreds and thousands of times.
And I always enjoy it! 😀 |
I've only heard it 99 times. |  |
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| In other news... on 14:46 - Jun 21 with 1139 views | clive_baker |
Flake news |  |
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| In other news... on 14:47 - Jun 21 with 1131 views | Fixed_It |
| In other news... on 14:43 - Jun 21 by factual_blue |
I've only heard it 99 times. |
Did you use an abacus? There's a better wafer counting these days you know... | |
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| In other news... on 14:56 - Jun 21 with 1103 views | Fixed_It |
| In other news... on 14:46 - Jun 21 by clive_baker |
Flake news |
That deserves a ripple of applause. | |
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| In other news... on 14:59 - Jun 21 with 1092 views | Fixed_It |
| In other news... on 14:47 - Jun 21 by Fixed_It |
Did you use an abacus? There's a better wafer counting these days you know... |
I think the response you are looking for, Facters is...
Walls | |
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| In other news... on 15:21 - Jun 21 with 1015 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| In other news... on 14:56 - Jun 21 by Fixed_It |
That deserves a ripple of applause. |
Fab joke! |  | | |
| In other news... on 15:45 - Jun 21 with 980 views | tazdac |
boy did i scream when i found him! ;o) | | | |
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| In other news... on 16:59 - Jun 21 with 885 views | WeWereZombies |
| In other news... on 14:56 - Jun 21 by Fixed_It |
That deserves a ripple of applause. |
So tired of all these puns, this is supposed to be a football forum...and with Burnley relegated I want to know when we are signing Cornet. |  |
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| In other news... on 19:48 - Jun 21 with 729 views | ronnyd |
Time to get the training cones out methinks. | | | |
| In other news... on 19:50 - Jun 21 with 724 views | leitrimblue |
Did he have crushed nuts? |  | | |
| In other news... on 23:21 - Jun 21 with 572 views | WeWereZombies |
| In other news... on 19:50 - Jun 21 by leitrimblue |
Did he have crushed nuts? |
No, laryngitis
You see, however old the joke is there is always one older. | |
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