| Is this weird? 20:09 - Oct 30 with 2038 views | GaryHaddock1967 |
Is it weird everytime I watch the F1, I get a stiffy when Lando Norris appears on the screen. I have been straight all my life but for some reason this McLaren boy makes me questions things about myself. I bought a tifo of him to stick out front me house and my wife Sandra is very concerned. I played it off as if I was a massive McLaren fan but in reality I just want to feel him. What should I do? |  |
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| Is this weird? on 20:17 - Oct 30 with 1970 views | BlueBadger |
You're an F1 fan. It you get excited by blurry adverts on a track there's no limit to your depravity. |  |
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| Is this weird? on 20:20 - Oct 30 with 1959 views | wkj |
First, I would watch star wars (Empire Strikes Back) and see if this guy gives you a stiffy too
If so, you are a Landophile and should keep a 1 mile distance from all sailors as every time they say "Land Ho" they are playing with fire and do not want you to raise your periscope.
If you don't get a stiffy then there is a good chance that Lando Norris represents a particularly hard moment in your life and the memory of getting over it leads you to get one over your belt line.
As for Sandra, see if she fancies trying out cosplay. This should be incredibly easy if she's up for getting a loose perm as the chap doesn't sport any facial hair. With any luck she will be on pole and you will both engage in a thriller of a race. However, remember the golden rule of the podium - let the lady finish first. |  |
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| Is this weird? on 20:27 - Oct 30 with 1900 views | Illinoisblue |
Are you that weirdo from Twitter? You should seek help |  |
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| Is this weird? on 21:05 - Oct 30 with 1807 views | factual_blue |
Wanting to watch F1 is the weird bit of that. |  |
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| Is this weird? on 21:14 - Oct 30 with 1773 views | BlueBadger |
| Is this weird? on 20:27 - Oct 30 by Illinoisblue |
Are you that weirdo from Twitter? You should seek help |
For being on Twitter? | |
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| Is this weird? on 21:59 - Oct 30 with 1706 views | J2BLUE |
| Is this weird? on 20:27 - Oct 30 by Illinoisblue |
Are you that weirdo from Twitter? You should seek help |
You're going to need to be more specific. |  |
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| Is this weird? on 23:58 - Oct 30 with 1612 views | Illinoisblue |
| Is this weird? on 21:59 - Oct 30 by J2BLUE |
You're going to need to be more specific. |
Fair point tbh. There was one supposed comedy/parody town account with some bloke constantly posting about willies and tagging clubs and players. Absolute weapon and embarrassment. | |
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| Is this weird? on 10:32 - Oct 31 with 1481 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
Finding a young, healthy, successful, good looking person attractive is the least of your problems.
Start with working on the self-loathing, then move onto addressing your attention seeking behaviour, and then maybe you will be able to come to terms with the fact that sexuality can be fluid over the course of a person's life.
I hope that helps!
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