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Lighten the load with a louche limerick 13:31 - Nov 28 with 1279 viewsNthQldITFC

From a crypt in the church of St. Giles,
Came a scream that resounded for miles,
"My goodness gracious!",
Cried Brother Ignatius,
"I forgot that Your Eminence had piles."

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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 15:29 - Nov 28 with 1190 viewssolemio

There was a young lady of Wantage
Of whom the Town Clerk took advantage.
Said the Borough Surveyor
You really must pay her,
You've altered the line of her frontage.
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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 17:18 - Nov 28 with 1143 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
Stuck a pole in her ear
And said, "You can't swim here, it's private".

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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 19:14 - Nov 28 with 1123 viewsDBaldy

There was a lady vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were always very stable
At every full moon
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
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Lighten the load with a louche limerick (n/t) (n/t) on 19:21 - Nov 28 with 1114 viewsNBVJohn

[Post edited 28 Nov 2023 19:42]
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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 19:27 - Nov 28 with 1103 viewsKeno

Lighten the load with a louche limerick (n/t) (n/t) on 19:21 - Nov 28 by NBVJohn

[Post edited 28 Nov 2023 19:42]


From Chantry there came a young blue
who to the town ge was ever so true
just to be very clear
Not him, somewhere near
oddly only had just one shoe

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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 19:30 - Nov 28 with 1101 viewsNthQldITFC

A soon-to-wed man from Calcutta,
Peeked through his wife-to-be's shutter,
Oh! What did he see?
Not the bend of her knee,
But the rump of some chap who was up her.

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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 11:58 - Dec 2 with 877 viewsford6600

There was an old P*of from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room
They lay on the bed
Then suddenly said
Who does what with what and to whom?
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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 12:37 - Dec 2 with 847 viewsTangledupin_Blue

There was a young man from Peru
Who ended his rhymes at line two

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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 12:39 - Dec 2 with 844 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 12:37 - Dec 2 by Tangledupin_Blue

There was a young man from Peru
Who ended his rhymes at line two


Another young man from Verdun

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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 12:53 - Dec 2 with 812 viewsstickymockwell

Ther was a man from Norwich called Lou

Who gave his dear sister a screw.

He said with aplomb:

"You're better than Mom."

Said she: "That's what Dad told me too."

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Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 14:00 - Dec 2 with 781 viewssolemio

There once was a Bishop of Birmingham
Who ruined young girls while confirming 'em.
Amidst thunderous applause
He pulled down their drawers
And inserted the episcopal sperm in 'em.
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