| Lighten the load with a louche limerick 13:31 - Nov 28 with 1602 views | NthQldITFC |
From a crypt in the church of St. Giles,
Came a scream that resounded for miles,
"My goodness gracious!",
Cried Brother Ignatius,
"I forgot that Your Eminence had piles." |  |
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| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 15:29 - Nov 28 with 1513 views | solemio |
There was a young lady of Wantage
Of whom the Town Clerk took advantage.
Said the Borough Surveyor
You really must pay her,
You've altered the line of her frontage. |  | | |
| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 17:18 - Nov 28 with 1466 views | You_Bloo_Right |
There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
Stuck a pole in her ear
And said, "You can't swim here, it's private". |  |
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| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 19:14 - Nov 28 with 1446 views | DBaldy |
There was a lady vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were always very stable
At every full moon
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table | | | |
| Lighten the load with a louche limerick (n/t) (n/t) on 19:21 - Nov 28 with 1437 views | NBVJohn |
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| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 19:27 - Nov 28 with 1426 views | Keno |
| Lighten the load with a louche limerick (n/t) (n/t) on 19:21 - Nov 28 by NBVJohn |
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From Chantry there came a young blue
who to the town ge was ever so true
just to be very clear
Not him, somewhere near
oddly only had just one shoe |  |
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| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 19:30 - Nov 28 with 1424 views | NthQldITFC |
A soon-to-wed man from Calcutta,
Peeked through his wife-to-be's shutter,
Oh! What did he see?
Not the bend of her knee,
But the rump of some chap who was up her.
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| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 11:58 - Dec 2 with 1200 views | ford6600 |
There was an old P*of from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room
They lay on the bed
Then suddenly said
Who does what with what and to whom? | | | |
| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 12:37 - Dec 2 with 1170 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
There was a young man from Peru
Who ended his rhymes at line two |  |
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| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 12:39 - Dec 2 with 1167 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 12:37 - Dec 2 by Tangledupin_Blue |
There was a young man from Peru
Who ended his rhymes at line two |
Another young man from Verdun | |
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| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 12:53 - Dec 2 with 1135 views | stickymockwell |
Ther was a man from Norwich called Lou
Who gave his dear sister a screw.
He said with aplomb:
"You're better than Mom."
Said she: "That's what Dad told me too." |  |
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| Lighten the load with a louche limerick on 14:00 - Dec 2 with 1104 views | solemio |
There once was a Bishop of Birmingham
Who ruined young girls while confirming 'em.
Amidst thunderous applause
He pulled down their drawers
And inserted the episcopal sperm in 'em. | | | |
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