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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - 08:58 - Jan 7 with 2388 views

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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 09:05 - Jan 7 with 2343 views

Plums

Desperate for any kind of distraction from the skip fire that she's currently fuelling at Carrot Rd.

	It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 10:12 - Jan 7 with 2208 views

Buhrer

I was there on that day in '23. It wasn't the Carlsberg that did it. There was actually a second thrower, hidden on a muddy curb, near the bus depot. One shot, splashed coffee across the rear mirror. Splosh! The cup richoceting carelessly off the vehicle. There were children there FFS. But has anyone been brought to justice? No, total media blackout. Its like no one cares!!

Anyone traumatised by the bus welcome, season ticket applications are now open at carrot Road.

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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 10:41 - Jan 7 with 2130 views

NthQldITFC

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 10:12 - Jan 7 by Buhrer

[Post edited 7 Jan 2024 10:13]

That 'bus depot' you refer to - I think its proper name is 'bus repository'.

	⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 10:54 - Jan 7 with 2089 views

You_Bloo_Right

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 10:41 - Jan 7 by NthQldITFC
That 'bus depot' you refer to - I think its proper name is 'bus repository'.

Apparently Delia's head movement is key here; back and to the left.

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Are this group of ITFC players the best squad in the division?

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 11:08 - Jan 7 with 2050 views

NthQldITFC

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 10:54 - Jan 7 by You_Bloo_Right
Apparently Delia's head movement is key here; back and to the left.

If you watch the trajectory of the gin bottle closely, you'll see that there are actually at least three gin bottles.

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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 12:48 - Jan 7 with 1908 views

tazdac

Those that sent flowers, I hope they were triffids! ;o)

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 18:07 - Jan 7 with 1721 views

TractorWood

I'm still awaiting an apology from the council for Snoasis not happening and Cleopatra's closing.....

	I know that was then, but it could be again..
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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 20:34 - Jan 7 with 1561 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 10:12 - Jan 7 by Buhrer

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You are forgiven your previous indiscretions.....well almost !

	"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 13:19 - Jan 8 with 1279 views

VanSaParody

The tell tale footage was captured by a Mr Zapruder from a grassy knoll

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 20:17 - Jan 8 with 1130 views

ford6600

That dented Carling can defied the laws of gravity to stay on Delia's bonnet, it deserves recognition, where is it? It needs mounting on a plinth and put in our trophy room.
Perhaps a fourth star on our shirts****

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 20:21 - Jan 8 with 1105 views

NthQldITFC

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 20:17 - Jan 8 by ford6600
That dented Carling can defied the laws of gravity to stay on Delia's bonnet, it deserves recognition, where is it? It needs mounting on a plinth and put in our trophy room. Perhaps a fourth star on our shirts****

It did defy, as you say, the laws of physics. Happen it was a hologram?

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Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 20:25 - Jan 8 with 1076 views

Churchman

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 20:17 - Jan 8 by ford6600
That dented Carling can defied the laws of gravity to stay on Delia's bonnet, it deserves recognition, where is it? It needs mounting on a plinth and put in our trophy room. Perhaps a fourth star on our shirts****

I think a little beer can next to the stars would be good. Maybe a massive sponsorship deal with Carlsberg, or I& not get them to sponsor the stand for the hag’s next visit as they’ve had all that free publicity. For old times sake.

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 21:02 - Jan 8 with 1044 views

ford6600

Delia V ITFC still making BBC national news - on 20:25 - Jan 8 by Churchman
I think a little beer can next to the stars would be good. Maybe a massive sponsorship deal with Carlsberg, or I& not get them to sponsor the stand for the hag’s next visit as they’ve had all that free publicity. For old times sake.

Yes lots of free publicity. Wonder if they are aware?
They could do an advert; Can on bonnet...
"Probably the best lager in the world".
Camera then closes in on D in car,
"l bet she drinks gin!"

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