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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny 10:21 - Oct 15 with 1218 viewsKeno

but rubbing it a team mates head?


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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 11:55 - Oct 15 with 1125 viewshoppy

One of your euphemistic questions, keno?

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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 12:28 - Oct 15 with 1097 viewsKeno

Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 11:55 - Oct 15 by hoppy

One of your euphemistic questions, keno?


got to make it swing somehow

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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 19:04 - Oct 17 with 956 viewsflykickingbybgunn

Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 12:28 - Oct 15 by Keno

got to make it swing somehow


In 1996 they closed our offices, gave us a basic laptop and provided a "drop in centre" to plug it into a telephone line so that we could dial in.
This did not work. For 4 years this did not work.
The computers would dial in, loose connection after 2-3 minutes and we would then have to fire it up again.
What has this got to do with cricket balls ?
Well, we had one on the desk. While we were waiting patiently for the lap top to get going again we would polish one side of the ball.
It was also a convention that when you had been thrown out at a particularly infuriating time you would take the ball and hull it hard against the far wall.
This, while reducing our own frustrations and denting the plasterwork had to stop as the people in the room beyond had heart problems and apparently loud BANGS did not help their conditions.
I still have that ball. Polished nicely on one side.
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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 19:33 - Oct 17 with 913 viewsstonojnr

Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 12:28 - Oct 15 by Keno

got to make it swing somehow


Quite...surprised the ICC haven't politely asked them to stop doing it yet. Rule 41.3 and all that
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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 19:39 - Oct 17 with 906 viewsCotty

No. But my great uncle did work in the cricket ball factory in Kent after leaving the navy. Does that count?
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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 05:42 - Oct 18 with 789 viewsIPS_wich

When I was at school I played a lot of cricket and was a decent middle order batsman - good enough to get in the 2nd XI for my batting. But I was a reasonably quick but wildly inaccurate net bowler - and never ever took bowling seriously.

In pre-season I snuck one of net balls home and polished one side using furniture polish. Having never been able to get much/any movement out of a ball I was suddenly moving it a foot or two in the air in the nets. Still not very accurate but I was moving it enough to constantly make the batsman swing and miss when I got it on line. I always made sure no one else got hold of the ball, or could see how shiny it was, and kept re-polishing at home during pre-season.

It was all very funny until I got selected for the First XI for the first game of the season as the all-rounder (despite my protestations that I wasn't a good enough bowler). Then in the game I was thrown the ball by the captain and asked to try and swing it to break up this decent partnership that the opposition was building.

After two overs of dross and having been hit for at least 4-5 boundaries I was pulled out of the attack never to bowl again. Thankfully I scored a rapid 30-40 in our reply and kept my place in the team just for my batting.
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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 12:10 - Oct 18 with 671 viewsKeno

Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 19:39 - Oct 17 by Cotty

No. But my great uncle did work in the cricket ball factory in Kent after leaving the navy. Does that count?


a Duke among men!!

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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 13:18 - Oct 18 with 629 viewsKentish_Tractor

You're supposed to shine the ball using something rough.

Not something even shinier than the ball!

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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 13:22 - Oct 18 with 619 viewsTrequartista

There's no recusancy shown by Jack Leach there.

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Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 13:24 - Oct 18 with 610 viewsKeno

Have any of you ever got a cricket ball shiny on 13:22 - Oct 18 by Trequartista

There's no recusancy shown by Jack Leach there.


Ha! I see the spin you are putting on that

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