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Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum 23:22 - Mar 19 with 1979 views

So I shall set the scene…

Cheltenham Monday to Saturday. Big piss up. One long sesh. Etc. Got back Saturday afternoon still drunk and had a family party. So I carried on drinking. Fair game. Ended up pulling my cousins fiancés sister. (Yes look at me the lil shagger).

Since then my brothers have both decided it’s way too incestuous for their liking whereas I’m texting the bird happy as Larry thinking of numero duo.

For what it’s worth, my rendition of Valerie on the mic in front of a full pub with the line ‘why don’t you come on over’ pointing to her was what did it.

So the good folk of TWTD, are we agreeing that:
A) Fair game. There’s no blood relation. Completely ok.
B) I dunno I think that’s a bit dodgy mate. Morally questionable.
C) now that’s what I call Norwich

Thankyou for your service

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Would you take a draw tonight if offered right now?

Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 23:35 - Mar 19 with 1915 views

You_Bloo_Right

When you change your username to The Glandford Blue, we'll all know.

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Are this group of ITFC players the best squad in the division?

Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 02:26 - Mar 20 with 1806 views

Illinoisblue

A) have at it.

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Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 06:07 - Mar 20 with 1713 views

Benters

A .get it when you can.

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Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 06:45 - Mar 20 with 1680 views

BlueBoots

d) 1% Norfolk for what you did, 99% Essex for bragging about it

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Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 07:10 - Mar 20 with 1601 views

BanksterDebtSlave

It's A innit Gavlaaaaaar!

	"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 07:12 - Mar 20 with 1600 views

TheBlueGnu

Very impressive. I have a question to ask concerning your eventful week. Did you at any time see the fine actress Wanda Ventham ?

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Which actor portrayed their role in a British Soap programme better ?

Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 11:24 - Mar 20 with 1346 views

GeoffSentence

Don't go beyond the level of lust. If it goes to far you could end up us your cousin's brother-in-law which would be a bit weird.

	Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 11:35 - Mar 20 with 1315 views

BiGDonnie

All depends on whether she was a good shag?

[Post edited 20 Mar 11:35]

	COYBs
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Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 11:41 - Mar 20 with 1284 views

J2BLUE

A, obvs

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Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 12:52 - Mar 20 with 1135 views

wrightsrightglove

A double wedding might be a bit weird but would cut down on costs significantly!

Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:28 - Mar 20 with 1049 views

leitrimblue

Having sex with a cousin is often a sign of high status amongst certain cultures. Yer not royalty by any chance are yer Rommers?

Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:34 - Mar 20 with 1010 views

J2BLUE

Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:28 - Mar 20 by leitrimblue
Having sex with a cousin is often a sign of high status amongst certain cultures. Yer not royalty by any chance are yer Rommers?

Not sure anyone aspires to be a top Norwich fan.

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Poll:	Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:38 - Mar 20 with 995 views

leitrimblue

Did I go abit Norfolk on Saturday? A poll from your favourite Essex chum on 13:34 - Mar 20 by J2BLUE
Not sure anyone aspires to be a top Norwich fan.

Tell that to Chris Suttons cousin

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