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There’s a Willie Nelson lookalike at the bar complete with cowboy hat, the landlord is a shaven head biker sporting a leather wastecoat and Lynard Skynard (sp) are blasting out Freebird on the Jukebox.
Willie is particularly drunk and is missing in action after visiting the toilet.
I am trying to mind my own but I have a couple of elder slappers trying to engage in conversation. They smell of that horrible Rose scent that old desperate women tend to spray over their sweaty bodies.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 20:54 - Feb 16 by PJH
If Willie Nelson lookalike comes back tell him that it is time that he was "On the road again".
Willie just got threatened in the toilet by a very drunk Neanderthal and has ordered a cab. “Mandy” the dwarf lesbian barmaid is so drunk that she has left her post and is now drinking on the other side of the bar. The desperate old women have had a Chinese delivered from the takeaway 6 yards over the road and are eating it at the bar. I hate that, disgusting.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:08 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Willie just got threatened in the toilet by a very drunk Neanderthal and has ordered a cab. “Mandy” the dwarf lesbian barmaid is so drunk that she has left her post and is now drinking on the other side of the bar. The desperate old women have had a Chinese delivered from the takeaway 6 yards over the road and are eating it at the bar. I hate that, disgusting.
Could be worse, they could be eating Mandy.
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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:25 - Feb 16 with 5164 views
I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:08 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Willie just got threatened in the toilet by a very drunk Neanderthal and has ordered a cab. “Mandy” the dwarf lesbian barmaid is so drunk that she has left her post and is now drinking on the other side of the bar. The desperate old women have had a Chinese delivered from the takeaway 6 yards over the road and are eating it at the bar. I hate that, disgusting.
You must be in the Brickmakers Arms.
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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:29 - Feb 16 with 5142 views
I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 20:50 - Feb 16 by BackToRussia
That last sentence was truly disgusting, congratulations.
Things aren’t going great BTR.
Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit.
I should be more discaplined.
I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Things aren’t going great BTR.
Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit.
I should be more discaplined.
I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.
Look on the bright side, sounds like you're in if you can just hold your breath for a few minutes.
Is this a regular haunt or an exploraty mission?
No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Things aren’t going great BTR.
Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit.
I should be more discaplined.
I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.
L.L...... Meanwhile in the corner of the room the sweaty, rose smelling women.......
......morning Lucan!
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Things aren’t going great BTR.
Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit.
I should be more discaplined.
I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.
An onimous last post.
I do love your threads like this Lucan. Great stuff.
I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Things aren’t going great BTR.
Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit.