| Random text message... 20:33 - Jun 2 with 3072 views | slump |
I was enjoying a lovely pint after a day on the river when I received this random text message from a unknown number .....
Yo smokey is James man could I get a 30 to the house please
Now I'm not niaive enough to not understand that this is drugs related but can anyone translate who wants what off who?
I'm officially old ....
[Post edited 2 Jun 2018 20:38]
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| Random text message... on 20:34 - Jun 2 with 3026 views | wkj |
To me thats a chicken chow mein for delivery |  |
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| Random text message... on 20:37 - Jun 2 with 3001 views | BackToRussia |
| Random text message... on 20:34 - Jun 2 by wkj |
To me thats a chicken chow mein for delivery |
Deffo, who delivers for an eighth? |  |
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| Random text message... on 20:37 - Jun 2 with 3001 views | slump |
| Random text message... on 20:34 - Jun 2 by wkj |
To me thats a chicken chow mein for delivery |
Chicken chow mein is numba sixty fwee. Everyone knows that man! | |
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| Random text message... on 20:38 - Jun 2 with 2996 views | Lord_Lucan |
I hope you text back to say you received in error, poor old James might be climbing the walls. |  |
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| Random text message... on 20:38 - Jun 2 with 2985 views | BackToRussia |
| Random text message... on 20:38 - Jun 2 by Lord_Lucan |
I hope you text back to say you received in error, poor old James might be climbing the walls. |
Was gonna suggest replying "yes boss on the way" | |
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| Random text message... on 20:40 - Jun 2 with 2971 views | wkj |
I think someone having the handle Smokey in 2018 is an encouraging sign that humanity hasn't fully lost its way | |
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| Random text message... on 20:41 - Jun 2 with 2960 views | BackToRussia |
| Random text message... on 20:40 - Jun 2 by wkj |
I think someone having the handle Smokey in 2018 is an encouraging sign that humanity hasn't fully lost its way |
ol smokey jones, finest dope in the west | |
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| Random text message... on 20:43 - Jun 2 with 2946 views | slump |
| Random text message... on 20:38 - Jun 2 by Lord_Lucan |
I hope you text back to say you received in error, poor old James might be climbing the walls. |
Replied saying, It's far too nice to be sat at home and I'd happily buy them a pint if they happenrd to be in Woodbridge.
No reply.... | |
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| Random text message... on 20:43 - Jun 2 with 2932 views | wkj |
| Random text message... on 20:43 - Jun 2 by slump |
Replied saying, It's far too nice to be sat at home and I'd happily buy them a pint if they happenrd to be in Woodbridge.
No reply.... |
Oh god, now you're an accessory | |
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| Random text message... on 20:46 - Jun 2 with 2901 views | slump |
| Random text message... on 20:43 - Jun 2 by wkj |
Oh god, now you're an accessory |
To what?
Still haven't got a scooby what it means ? | |
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| Random text message... on 20:46 - Jun 2 with 2889 views | WD19 |
Sounds to me that Pendejo Jr is attempting a spot of entrapment. |  | | |
| Random text message... on 20:47 - Jun 2 with 2886 views | wkj |
| Random text message... on 20:46 - Jun 2 by slump |
To what?
Still haven't got a scooby what it means ? |
fair... fair | |
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| Random text message... on 21:03 - Jun 2 with 2798 views | stickymockwell |
| Random text message... on 20:46 - Jun 2 by slump |
To what?
Still haven't got a scooby what it means ? |
A scooby costs 60quid. |  |
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| Random text message... on 21:20 - Jun 2 with 2731 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Random text message... on 20:46 - Jun 2 by slump |
To what?
Still haven't got a scooby what it means ? |
Sounds like he wants an eighth of weed - although I am not an expert on weed prices by any means. | |
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| Random text message... on 21:25 - Jun 2 with 2712 views | slump |
| Random text message... on 21:03 - Jun 2 by stickymockwell |
A scooby costs 60quid. |
I'll get rich being daft then | |
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| Random text message... on 21:32 - Jun 2 with 2683 views | Samuelowen88 |
Should have replied “don’t use that name in any messages. Security! Use ‘Tiddles’ from now on” |  |
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| Random text message... on 11:38 - Jun 3 with 2236 views | factual_blue |
'Thank you for texting Suffolk Constabulary.' |  |
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