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No wonder the Budgies are bottom 17:57 - Nov 22 with 1520 views

Apparently Norwich don't have players anymore, they have operators!
As in (on their website):
'The draw for the Euro 2020 play-offs have been made, with some Norwich City operators handed their last chance at qualifying for the finals next summer.
and
'Jamal Lewis is one of four Norwich City operators hoping they can progress to Euro 2020 through the new play-off qualification system.'

No wonder the Budgies are bottom on 18:17 - Nov 22 with 1461 views

Pendejo

Orwellian newspeak abounds

I didn't apply for an internal job at work because of the terminology used to describe the job, turned it was one I had seconded on previously and was eminently qualified to do!

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No wonder the Budgies are bottom on 18:31 - Nov 22 with 1424 views

Ftnfwest

Either that or participants

No wonder the Budgies are bottom on 18:49 - Nov 22 with 1384 views

Oldsmoker

There's always someone creating new terms to dress up their job.
I call them on-line nonsense contributors.
Oh hang on that's me.

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No wonder the Budgies are bottom on 19:51 - Nov 22 with 1298 views

Swansea_Blue

No wonder the Budgies are bottom on 18:49 - Nov 22 by Oldsmoker
There's always someone creating new terms to dress up their job. I call them on-line nonsense contributors. Oh hang on that's me.

Totally unnecessary isn’t it. There was nothing wrong with ‘budgie tw*t’ anyway.

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No wonder the Budgies are bottom on 11:38 - Nov 23 with 1030 views

solemio

No wonder the Budgies are bottom on 18:49 - Nov 22 by Oldsmoker
There's always someone creating new terms to dress up their job. I call them on-line nonsense contributors. Oh hang on that's me.

My elderly gentleman is an environmental health employee
He wears an environmental health employee's hat.
He wears oh-my-golly-gosh trousers
And he lives in a local authority owned apartment.

So much more snappy than the original:

My old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears gor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.

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