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Joke 23:30 - Mar 16 with 1587 views

Chez_Guevara

My wife bought me some Norfolk Crabmeat for dinner tonight. I hope I don't catch Cromer Virus.

Joke on 23:51 - Mar 16 with 1520 views

NthQldITFC

I'm on a seafood diet myself.

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Joke on 00:35 - Mar 17 with 1487 views

jeera

Well there's no dressing that one up.

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Joke on 11:34 - Mar 17 with 1315 views

Crawfordsboot

How much did she have to shell out for that

Joke on 11:35 - Mar 17 with 1307 views

monytowbray

I saw a screen grab of a text that called it "Carbonara virus" yesterday.

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Joke on 13:15 - Mar 17 with 1222 views

hoppy

Joke on 11:34 - Mar 17 by Crawfordsboot
How much did she have to shell out for that

And was there any claws included in the purchase?

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Joke on 15:28 - Mar 17 with 1145 views

Oldsmoker

Joke on 23:51 - Mar 16 by NthQldITFC
I'm on a seafood diet myself.

Is that the diet where you see food and then eat it.

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Joke on 15:33 - Mar 17 with 1132 views

SE1blue

The crab I ate last night was so good, I had to pinch myself.

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Joke on 15:43 - Mar 17 with 1116 views

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Joke on 16:12 - Mar 17 with 1081 views

WeWereZombies

Not much of that to the pound, I bet she spent a few squid...

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Joke on 16:18 - Mar 17 with 1069 views

dominiciawful

Were there six claws?

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Joke on 16:24 - Mar 17 with 1053 views

hoppy

Joke on 16:12 - Mar 17 by WeWereZombies
Not much of that to the pound, I bet she spent a few squid...

I think I'd take a sidestep away from that myself...

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