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Joke 23:30 - Mar 16 with 1591 viewsChez_Guevara

My wife bought me some Norfolk Crabmeat for dinner tonight. I hope I don't catch Cromer Virus.
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Joke on 23:51 - Mar 16 with 1524 viewsNthQldITFC

I'm on a seafood diet myself.

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Joke on 00:35 - Mar 17 with 1491 viewsjeera

Well there's no dressing that one up.

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Joke on 11:34 - Mar 17 with 1319 viewsCrawfordsboot

How much did she have to shell out for that
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Joke on 11:35 - Mar 17 with 1311 viewsmonytowbray

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Joke on 13:15 - Mar 17 with 1226 viewshoppy

Joke on 11:34 - Mar 17 by Crawfordsboot

How much did she have to shell out for that


And was there any claws included in the purchase?

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Joke on 15:28 - Mar 17 with 1149 viewsOldsmoker

Joke on 23:51 - Mar 16 by NthQldITFC

I'm on a seafood diet myself.


Is that the diet where you see food and then eat it.

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Joke on 15:33 - Mar 17 with 1136 viewsSE1blue

The crab I ate last night was so good, I had to pinch myself.

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Joke on 15:43 - Mar 17 with 1120 viewsjaykay

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Joke on 16:12 - Mar 17 with 1085 viewsWeWereZombies

Not much of that to the pound, I bet she spent a few squid...

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Joke on 16:18 - Mar 17 with 1073 viewsdominiciawful

Were there six claws?

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Joke on 16:24 - Mar 17 with 1057 viewshoppy

Joke on 16:12 - Mar 17 by WeWereZombies

Not much of that to the pound, I bet she spent a few squid...


I think I'd take a sidestep away from that myself...

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