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I want to break the interweb 07:08 - Apr 6 with 852 views

So I think I am going to drive out to a spot, over 10 miles away for some lycra clad exercise (ignoring red lights whilst cycling) for well over an hour, undertaking at every opportunity, ignoring the speed limits, stopping off for a newspaper before buying 4 toilet rolls and stocking up on flour that I'll never use, whilst drifting within 2m of someone in a shopping aisle before stopping at a nice spot on the way home for my sanity...

Have I missed anyrhing?

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I want to break the interweb on 07:11 - Apr 6 with 829 views

BlueBadger

Take 3 or 4 teenagers with you and let them all wander off for a cig together.

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I want to break the interweb on 09:10 - Apr 6 with 727 views

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I want to break the interweb on 07:11 - Apr 6 by BlueBadger
Take 3 or 4 teenagers with you and let them all wander off for a cig together.

Although the conversation that starts with you replying 'I'm driving with these three young people to a local beauty spot, officer' isn't going to end well.
Particularly as you're wearing lycra.

[Post edited 6 Apr 2020 9:12]

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I want to break the interweb on 10:17 - Apr 6 with 656 views

Pinewoodblue

Stop at every opportunity to take a photo showing no cars on the road and no people about. Remembering to post them on social media when you get the chance,

A friend sent me a series of 40+ photos last night taken in and around Ipswich yesterday.

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I want to break the interweb on 10:22 - Apr 6 with 645 views

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be a senior Scottish health official?

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I want to break the interweb on 12:12 - Apr 6 with 591 views

Funge

Ideally you could pick up Jez Corbyn, a chief rabbi and Robert Fleck, and then have a big snog with them all on the back seat.

I want to break the interweb on 14:22 - Apr 6 with 526 views

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BBQ.

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I want to break the interweb on 14:27 - Apr 6 with 518 views

BloomBlue

don't forget to do some skateboarding

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