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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? 14:34 - May 1 with 5389 viewsBrixtonBlue

- Sriracha hot chilli sauce.
- Spring onions - never really thought about them before but they're a revelation in sandwiches.
- Loo rolls don't stay in the packet, they have a small wicker basket that they live in.
- Neither bread nor ketchup should go in the fridge, ever.
- You can never have too many scatter cushions.

EDIT: Forgot fabric softener. Dunno about the softness but my clothes have never smelled so good!
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:18 - May 2 with 990 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:16 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

Do you think I'm so dumb that I can't tell the difference between a week and 3 weeks?

Problem with some of you on here is you have this received wisdom, probably from your parents or something you read on the internet.

However, I'm out here on the front line, living this. I've been there and seen fridge based bread vs non fridge based bread. And I can tell you the evidence is the bread in my old house lasted way longer... in the fridge.

Instead of going with what you think you know, open your minds, experiment, don't believe everything you're told. Because everything you've been told is wrong. I've seen it. Come join me. Come.


That was the house not the fridge.....scientific fact!

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:18 - May 2 with 989 viewsGlasgowBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:16 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

Do you think I'm so dumb that I can't tell the difference between a week and 3 weeks?

Problem with some of you on here is you have this received wisdom, probably from your parents or something you read on the internet.

However, I'm out here on the front line, living this. I've been there and seen fridge based bread vs non fridge based bread. And I can tell you the evidence is the bread in my old house lasted way longer... in the fridge.

Instead of going with what you think you know, open your minds, experiment, don't believe everything you're told. Because everything you've been told is wrong. I've seen it. Come join me. Come.


Putting bread in the fridge will indeed preserve it longer and it won’t go so mouldy as quickly. However, putting it in the fridge sucks the texture, flavour and freshness out of it.
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:22 - May 2 with 984 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:13 - May 2 by BanksterDebtSlave

I have protected you from the really mean stuff she said.

Edit...mostly about the fact you like the smell of fabric conditioner....I am learning that I like her more and more every day!
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I don't like the smell in the bottle, but my clothes smell like a fresh summer's day. Tell her that. And tell her to stop making dozy bint comments, put her knickers on, and get back in the kitchen.


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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:23 - May 2 with 981 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:18 - May 2 by BanksterDebtSlave

That was the house not the fridge.....scientific fact!


I had a magic house? Damn, why did I leave?

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:23 - May 2 with 979 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:18 - May 2 by GlasgowBlue

Putting bread in the fridge will indeed preserve it longer and it won’t go so mouldy as quickly. However, putting it in the fridge sucks the texture, flavour and freshness out of it.
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I think you missed a few bits there love. Have another run at it.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:24 - May 2 with 977 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:22 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

I don't like the smell in the bottle, but my clothes smell like a fresh summer's day. Tell her that. And tell her to stop making dozy bint comments, put her knickers on, and get back in the kitchen.



Your girlfriend wears knickers in the kitchen.....it's over mate!

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:27 - May 2 with 974 viewsN2_Blue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:16 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

Do you think I'm so dumb that I can't tell the difference between a week and 3 weeks?

Problem with some of you on here is you have this received wisdom, probably from your parents or something you read on the internet.

However, I'm out here on the front line, living this. I've been there and seen fridge based bread vs non fridge based bread. And I can tell you the evidence is the bread in my old house lasted way longer... in the fridge.

Instead of going with what you think you know, open your minds, experiment, don't believe everything you're told. Because everything you've been told is wrong. I've seen it. Come join me. Come.


I used to keep my bread in the fridge at uni when I was young and clueless. It always seemed to go stale within about 3 days and was horrid to eat. Someone pointed out the error of my ways and now I can say if I keep bread at room temperature, out of direct sunlight and air tight it will stay fresh for anywhere between 4-7 days depending on whether shop bought or from a bakery.

If your evidence is really better than those of scientists and those who would have done multiple tests in such conditions or the majority of those who have experience this for themselves why don’t you write a paper on it or become a food technologist

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:34 - May 2 with 964 viewsfooters

Sigh. Dunno what I'm doing teaching life basics on here this morning, but...

No proper loaf lasts more than three days. Bread does not belong in a fridge, and certainly not in a freezer.

It is unacceptable to buy pre-cut bread or to use margarine.

Now, please listen and learn before I have to start giving lessons on shoelaces.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:41 - May 2 with 951 viewsKeno

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:34 - May 2 by footers

Sigh. Dunno what I'm doing teaching life basics on here this morning, but...

No proper loaf lasts more than three days. Bread does not belong in a fridge, and certainly not in a freezer.

It is unacceptable to buy pre-cut bread or to use margarine.

Now, please listen and learn before I have to start giving lessons on shoelaces.


That last one will people ties up in knots for ages

where do you stand on Velcro for shoes?

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:41 - May 2 by Keno

That last one will people ties up in knots for ages

where do you stand on Velcro for shoes?


Sensible, stylish, sexy. Nothing gets 'em going like a pair of argyle socks and the rip of Velcro.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:43 - May 2 with 946 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:27 - May 2 by N2_Blue

I used to keep my bread in the fridge at uni when I was young and clueless. It always seemed to go stale within about 3 days and was horrid to eat. Someone pointed out the error of my ways and now I can say if I keep bread at room temperature, out of direct sunlight and air tight it will stay fresh for anywhere between 4-7 days depending on whether shop bought or from a bakery.

If your evidence is really better than those of scientists and those who would have done multiple tests in such conditions or the majority of those who have experience this for themselves why don’t you write a paper on it or become a food technologist


Have you got a link to these scientists or was it just a uni flatmate who thought he was clever?

If your bread was going stale in 3 days in the fridge then your fridge was sh!t mate, that was the problem.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:46 - May 2 with 935 viewsKeno

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:43 - May 2 by footers

Sensible, stylish, sexy. Nothing gets 'em going like a pair of argyle socks and the rip of Velcro.


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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:49 - May 2 with 928 viewsSarge

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:43 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

Have you got a link to these scientists or was it just a uni flatmate who thought he was clever?

If your bread was going stale in 3 days in the fridge then your fridge was sh!t mate, that was the problem.


Bread goes stale quicker in the fridge, it’s a scientific fact. Mouldiness however as you report is a different matter and a fridge will likely slow that down. Not that I’ve ever put bread in a fridge.
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:53 - May 2 with 913 viewsN2_Blue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:49 - May 2 by Sarge

Bread goes stale quicker in the fridge, it’s a scientific fact. Mouldiness however as you report is a different matter and a fridge will likely slow that down. Not that I’ve ever put bread in a fridge.


Thank you!!

But it’s no good telling Dolly! His personal experience trumps proven scientific fact apparently

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:55 - May 2 with 900 viewsN2_Blue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:43 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

Have you got a link to these scientists or was it just a uni flatmate who thought he was clever?

If your bread was going stale in 3 days in the fridge then your fridge was sh!t mate, that was the problem.


Doesn’t matter whether good quality or bad quality bread, the fridge will make it go staler quicker than if it was left outside the fridge. But apparently you know better than science.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:55 - May 2 by N2_Blue

Doesn’t matter whether good quality or bad quality bread, the fridge will make it go staler quicker than if it was left outside the fridge. But apparently you know better than science.


Still waiting for you to show me a link to some science!

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 11:03 - May 2 with 881 viewsSarge

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:59 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

Still waiting for you to show me a link to some science!


Take your head out of the sand and look it up yourself. I was trying to defend you because you’re right about mould but wrong about what stale bread is.
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:59 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

Still waiting for you to show me a link to some science!


That should do it.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/08/bread-goes-stale-about-six-times

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 11:05 - May 2 with 877 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 10:49 - May 2 by Sarge

Bread goes stale quicker in the fridge, it’s a scientific fact. Mouldiness however as you report is a different matter and a fridge will likely slow that down. Not that I’ve ever put bread in a fridge.


You and N2 are wrong I'm afraid. You THOUGHT it was going stale, but you were mistaken.

https://www.chatelaine.com/food/kitchen-tips/store-bread-in-the-fridge/

"Bread left in the fridge might appear stale. But, explains Myhrvold, that’s not due to a lack of moisture – refrigerated bread seems hard because of starch retrogradation, or the re-crystallization of the starch in the bread. “It [the bread] will seem stiffer and we associate stiffness, or lack of softness, with staleness,” says Myhrvold. But, the bread is less likely to actually go stale in the fridge."

These people conducted more than 1,600 experiments as detailed in a 2,500 page document.

I await the science both of you have...

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 11:04 - May 2 by footers

That should do it.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/08/bread-goes-stale-about-six-times


That's an article written by one person which doesn't quote a single scientist or link to any scientific studies. You could've written it yourself, footers.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 11:03 - May 2 by Sarge

Take your head out of the sand and look it up yourself. I was trying to defend you because you’re right about mould but wrong about what stale bread is.


I have thanks. See above. Now where's yours?

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 11:09 - May 2 with 862 viewsSarge

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 11:05 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

You and N2 are wrong I'm afraid. You THOUGHT it was going stale, but you were mistaken.

https://www.chatelaine.com/food/kitchen-tips/store-bread-in-the-fridge/

"Bread left in the fridge might appear stale. But, explains Myhrvold, that’s not due to a lack of moisture – refrigerated bread seems hard because of starch retrogradation, or the re-crystallization of the starch in the bread. “It [the bread] will seem stiffer and we associate stiffness, or lack of softness, with staleness,” says Myhrvold. But, the bread is less likely to actually go stale in the fridge."

These people conducted more than 1,600 experiments as detailed in a 2,500 page document.

I await the science both of you have...


Sigh.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/experts-why-does-food-get-stale/

“The most important event in the process of staling is when starch molecules crystallize”

From your link: “refrigerated bread seems hard because of starch retrogradation, or the re-crystallization of the starch in the bread”

I didn’t think it was going stale because as I said, I’ve never put bread in the fridge and would never consider such sacrilege. Fridge is for beer.
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That's an article written by one person which doesn't quote a single scientist or link to any scientific studies. You could've written it yourself, footers.


I'm no scientician so I will hold my hands up here, but it still remains that keeping bread in a fridge is wrong. The whole staleness debate is irrelevant. No one wants to eat cold sandwiches. That's what meal deals are for.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 11:09 - May 2 by Sarge

Sigh.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/experts-why-does-food-get-stale/

“The most important event in the process of staling is when starch molecules crystallize”

From your link: “refrigerated bread seems hard because of starch retrogradation, or the re-crystallization of the starch in the bread”

I didn’t think it was going stale because as I said, I’ve never put bread in the fridge and would never consider such sacrilege. Fridge is for beer.


You said "Bread goes stale quicker in the fridge, it’s a scientific fact." I've just proved it isn't with a 1,600 experiment study.

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I'm no scientician so I will hold my hands up here, but it still remains that keeping bread in a fridge is wrong. The whole staleness debate is irrelevant. No one wants to eat cold sandwiches. That's what meal deals are for.


As you say, all sandwiches in shops are chilled. In Britain, the sandwich industry is worth £5.6bn a year, according to Kantar Worldpanel data So your assertion that, "No one wants to eat cold sandwiches" is wrong.

https://uk.kantar.com/consumer/shoppers/2017/packaged-sandwiches-are-growing-by-

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