| Yoohooo 12:33 - Jun 26 with 3710 views | Dyland |
Has anything happened on here the last few months that I should know about?
And can I open the pub? |  |
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| Yoohooo on 14:45 - Jun 26 with 738 views | wkj |
| Yoohooo on 14:43 - Jun 26 by Dyland |
There's no bog roll I'm afraid. |
In that case I will take a soda and lime for a bit of a cheeky rinse |  |
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| OH FFS on 14:46 - Jun 26 with 736 views | Bluestar |
| OH FFS on 14:44 - Jun 26 by Dyland |
WHAT IS THIS!
Get out Blackers you silly sod. |
Alright, alright, I'll have a pint of ale. Warm and a bit soapy. |  | | |
| OH FFS on 14:47 - Jun 26 with 735 views | Dyland |
| OH FFS on 14:46 - Jun 26 by Bluestar |
Alright, alright, I'll have a pint of ale. Warm and a bit soapy. |
You can have a can of Royal Dutch, don't mind the use by date they're fine.
Can you look after the bar, need to get some bog roll. | |
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| Yoohooo on 14:48 - Jun 26 with 734 views | Dyland |
| Yoohooo on 14:45 - Jun 26 by wkj |
In that case I will take a soda and lime for a bit of a cheeky rinse |
Limes, lol. | |
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| Yoohooo on 14:48 - Jun 26 with 734 views | Dyland |
| Yoohooo on 14:16 - Jun 26 by factual_blue |
*Taps bar counter impatiently* |
GET OUT YOU OLD GOAT | |
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| Yoohooo on 15:19 - Jun 26 with 697 views | bluewein |
The most refreshing cider you've got on tap please.
Packet of salt and vinegar with a pickled egg as well.
I don't want to eat the pickled egg. i just want to throw it at that old tit waiting for his plonk... |  |
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| Yoohooo on 15:33 - Jun 26 with 684 views | Dyland |
| Yoohooo on 15:19 - Jun 26 by bluewein |
The most refreshing cider you've got on tap please.
Packet of salt and vinegar with a pickled egg as well.
I don't want to eat the pickled egg. i just want to throw it at that old tit waiting for his plonk... |
I don't have any cider but you cam have this egg. It ain't pickled I'm afraid. | |
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| Am I allowed back in yet? (n/t) on 15:38 - Jun 26 with 672 views | Bloots |
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| Yoohooo on 15:43 - Jun 26 with 665 views | Warkystache |
Can I bring Terry? He's alright. He only drinks lager and brandy.
He'll be surprised how many people know him..... |  |
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| Am I allowed back in yet? (n/t) on 15:45 - Jun 26 with 662 views | Dyland |
| Am I allowed back in yet? (n/t) on 15:38 - Jun 26 by Bloots |
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Oh go on then, ffs. | |
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| Yoohooo on 15:46 - Jun 26 with 659 views | Dyland |
| Yoohooo on 15:43 - Jun 26 by Warkystache |
Can I bring Terry? He's alright. He only drinks lager and brandy.
He'll be surprised how many people know him..... |
Terry is welcome. I only have lager and brandy so that's handy. | |
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| Excellent..... on 15:48 - Jun 26 with 656 views | Bloots |
| Am I allowed back in yet? (n/t) on 15:45 - Jun 26 by Dyland |
Oh go on then, ffs. |
….a Port and Lemon please. | |
| "The sooner he comes back the better, this place has been a disaster without him" - TWTD User (July 2025) |
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| Excellent..... on 15:50 - Jun 26 with 653 views | Mullet |
| Excellent..... on 15:48 - Jun 26 by Bloots |
….a Port and Lemon please. |
Can you old codgers hurry up please I need a Babycham and a coffee to go. |  |
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| Yoohooo on 15:53 - Jun 26 with 640 views | bluewein |
| Yoohooo on 15:33 - Jun 26 by Dyland |
I don't have any cider but you cam have this egg. It ain't pickled I'm afraid. |
You got another one back there? If you want to just launch it at Mullet that'll be fine... | |
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| Yoohooo (n/t) on 15:53 - Jun 26 with 635 views | Mullet |
| Yoohooo on 15:53 - Jun 26 by bluewein |
You got another one back there? If you want to just launch it at Mullet that'll be fine... |
Who let this hoodlum in? [Post edited 26 Jun 2020 15:54]
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| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:00 - Jun 26 with 618 views | bluewein |
| Yoohooo (n/t) on 15:53 - Jun 26 by Mullet |
Who let this hoodlum in? [Post edited 26 Jun 2020 15:54]
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By merely entering this establishment I've managed to increase the class of the clientele by at least 200%... | |
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| I'm middle aged, I'll have you know. (n/t) on 16:01 - Jun 26 with 617 views | Bloots |
| Excellent..... on 15:50 - Jun 26 by Mullet |
Can you old codgers hurry up please I need a Babycham and a coffee to go. |
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| "The sooner he comes back the better, this place has been a disaster without him" - TWTD User (July 2025) |
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| Yoohooo on 16:03 - Jun 26 with 604 views | GeoffSentence |
| Yoohooo on 15:46 - Jun 26 by Dyland |
Terry is welcome. I only have lager and brandy so that's handy. |
What? Has the 80% proof rum run out already? Lot of people must have needed it. |  |
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| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:05 - Jun 26 with 598 views | Mullet |
| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:00 - Jun 26 by bluewein |
By merely entering this establishment I've managed to increase the class of the clientele by at least 200%... |
Yes we all look classy stood next to you. | |
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| I'm middle aged, I'll have you know. (n/t) on 16:13 - Jun 26 with 580 views | Mullet |
| I'm middle aged, I'll have you know. (n/t) on 16:01 - Jun 26 by Bloots |
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Chop chop Benjamin Blootton I'm sweating my bits off stood between you and the eggchucker. | |
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| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:13 - Jun 26 with 578 views | bluewein |
| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:05 - Jun 26 by Mullet |
Yes we all look classy stood next to you. |
I'm wearing my finest string vest. What's the problem...? | |
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| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:14 - Jun 26 with 576 views | Mullet |
| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:13 - Jun 26 by bluewein |
I'm wearing my finest string vest. What's the problem...? |
You're too young to know the need for vest and pants presumably. | |
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| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:16 - Jun 26 with 571 views | bluewein |
| Yoohooo (n/t) on 16:14 - Jun 26 by Mullet |
You're too young to know the need for vest and pants presumably. |
*quickly borrows bloots skirt...* | |
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| I don't like the clientele in here.... on 16:18 - Jun 26 with 568 views | Bloots |
| I'm middle aged, I'll have you know. (n/t) on 16:13 - Jun 26 by Mullet |
Chop chop Benjamin Blootton I'm sweating my bits off stood between you and the eggchucker. |
….it's all getting a bit northern.
I'm going to the garden.
Balls. | |
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