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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me 11:32 - Mar 22 with 824 viewsKeno

I've been giving him little things to do.

Saturday, knowing it would wind him cos he's a bit of lefty, I asked him to get me a telegraph

What else can I wind him up asking him to do?
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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:33 - Mar 22 with 794 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

Tell him you’ll be erecting a Union Jack in your front garden.
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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:35 - Mar 22 with 788 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

If he walks towards you on the pavement, shout at him and give him abuse about social distancing. He loves that kind of thing.
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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:36 - Mar 22 with 780 viewsHerbivore

Tell him that motorcycles should be banned.

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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:37 - Mar 22 with 774 viewsJ2BLUE

Send him to the shop for a bottle of pink Lambrini and a battenberg.

Truly impaired.
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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:40 - Mar 22 with 756 viewsfooters

Ask him how come if the Guardian is so left wing it doesn't print propaganda for the Chinese Communist Party in exchange for cash, like the Telegraph.

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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:42 - Mar 22 with 743 viewsJ2BLUE

My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:36 - Mar 22 by Herbivore

Tell him that motorcycles should be banned.


Tell him you're bike curious and ask him if he'll let you have a go.

Truly impaired.
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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:51 - Mar 22 with 707 viewsSwansea_Blue

My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:33 - Mar 22 by SuperKieranMcKenna

Tell him you’ll be erecting a Union Jack in your front garden.


He's still on a restraining order from last time he had an erection in his front garden.

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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:59 - Mar 22 with 689 viewsJ2BLUE

My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:51 - Mar 22 by Swansea_Blue

He's still on a restraining order from last time he had an erection in his front garden.


That was just unfortunate that they happened to be using the Hubble telescope at that moment.

Truly impaired.
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My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 12:48 - Mar 22 with 607 viewsNthQldITFC

My next neighbour its a bit of pain and to stop him annoying me on 11:42 - Mar 22 by J2BLUE

Tell him you're bike curious and ask him if he'll let you have a go.


That's majestic, not heard that before. Much as I love my bike, it only goes one way.

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