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War has been declared 14:02 - Jul 20 with 1326 viewsOldsmoker

I'm not sure if it's just sabre-rattling or a pre-emptive strike that misfired.

A completely unwarranted attack on my air-space has just taken place by a large buzzy thing. The patio doors were open because Smoker believes in open borders. However, I am only in my boxers and it seems the Buzzies took the opportunity to attack me when my defences were down.

The attack was short-lived but this has now prompted me to increase the Military budget in order to buy an anti-missile defence system.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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War has been declared on 14:05 - Jul 20 with 1265 viewsgiant_stow

Stand your grand and remember, they don't like it up em'

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War has been declared on 14:08 - Jul 20 with 1215 viewsOldsmoker

War has been declared on 14:05 - Jul 20 by giant_stow

Stand your grand and remember, they don't like it up em'


Stand my ground?
Not a chance.
I ran like a big girly into the hallway and shut the door.

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War has been declared on 14:43 - Jul 20 with 1062 viewsGavTWTD

Smoke em

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War has been declared on 14:46 - Jul 20 with 1036 viewsFixed_It

War has been declared on 14:43 - Jul 20 by GavTWTD

Smoke em


Perhaps you should clarify!

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War has been declared on 14:57 - Jul 20 with 987 viewsOldsmoker

War has been declared on 14:46 - Jul 20 by Fixed_It

Perhaps you should clarify!


No need - way ahead of you.
They can send in a squadron of wasps and I wouldn't notice.

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War has been declared on 15:05 - Jul 20 with 942 viewsEireannach_gorm

Build a wall!
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War has been declared on 15:42 - Jul 20 with 810 viewsMattinLondon

Peace and love to everyone and everything.
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War has been declared on 15:49 - Jul 20 with 786 viewsWeWereZombies

War has been declared on 14:57 - Jul 20 by Oldsmoker

No need - way ahead of you.
They can send in a squadron of wasps and I wouldn't notice.


So why appeal to the TWTD hive mind then...

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