| GavTWTD please help 09:59 - Jan 20 with 3426 views | blueasfook |
I am stuck in Peru mate and have been robbed and all my money stolen.
I had about £50,000 on me. Please can you send me £50k to replace it? Will pay you back when I get back to UK. Cheers!
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| GavTWTD please help on 12:13 - Jan 20 with 748 views | PhilTWTD |
| GavTWTD please help on 12:06 - Jan 20 by blueasfook |
That's not my IP address, its someone near me but not with me. |
Not that near you if you're in Peru. |  | | |
| GavTWTD please help on 12:13 - Jan 20 with 754 views | GavTWTD |
I wish I could help but I've multiple cases of people wanting bitcoin because I've been using my laptop a lot recently. |  |
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| GavTWTD please help on 12:17 - Jan 20 with 735 views | blueasfook |
| GavTWTD please help on 12:13 - Jan 20 by GavTWTD |
I wish I could help but I've multiple cases of people wanting bitcoin because I've been using my laptop a lot recently. |
It's OK, I have made it to Columbia now. Some nice chaps have offered to buy me a flight back to the UK. They just want me to take a case back with me for a pal of theirs.
What nice people. | |
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| GavTWTD please help on 12:32 - Jan 20 with 699 views | bluewein |
| GavTWTD please help on 10:45 - Jan 20 by Keno |
yes IP
In Peru |
Bit of a journey just to use the loo... |  |
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| Ultimate Peru Joke on 12:50 - Jan 20 with 676 views | blueasfook |
| GavTWTD please help on 11:53 - Jan 20 by Keno |
I'm going to have a break for lunch, going to look at a replacement for my Nissan and do some bird watching, sort of a titty car car time |
A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English.
Upon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into a department store.
He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.
“Quiero calcetines, (I want socks)" said the man.
“I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.
“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want suits, I want socks.)" said the man.
“Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl.
“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines, (No I don't want shirts, I want socks.)" repeated the man.
“I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want pants, I want socks)" insisted the man.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sà que es (Now that's it)!"
“Then why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!?" yelled the salesgirl. | |
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| GavTWTD please help on 13:47 - Jan 20 with 631 views | Perublue |
| GavTWTD please help on 10:42 - Jan 20 by PhilTWTD |
Ahem. We can see your IP address. |
Can you see mine ? .... I'm OK cash wise btw ;-)
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| GavTWTD please help on 14:09 - Jan 20 with 595 views | GavTWTD |
| GavTWTD please help on 13:47 - Jan 20 by Perublue |
Can you see mine ? .... I'm OK cash wise btw ;-)
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Swaffham. What about it? | |
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| GavTWTD please help on 17:38 - Jan 20 with 526 views | factual_blue |
I suspect most of TWTD are happy for you to stay there. |  |
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| GavTWTD please help on 18:16 - Jan 20 with 503 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| GavTWTD please help on 11:53 - Jan 20 by Keno |
I'm going to have a break for lunch, going to look at a replacement for my Nissan and do some bird watching, sort of a titty car car time |
Titty car time is more often associated with walking the dog than bird watching.
The only car I would associate with Peru would be one taking part in a Nazca race. |  | | |
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